Kraal Virus? One dose will make it disappear!
Petrifold Regression? A spoonful at bedtime will cure the stoniest of hearts!
From the caves of Androzani Minor:
Sharaz Jek & Morgus’s Spectrox Life Extending Tonic – Be Sure To Get Some!
As recommended by the Sisters Of Plenitude
Imported by the Sirius Conglomerate of Androzani Major
Inspired by adventures by the 4th (The Android Invasion), 5th (The Caves of Androzani) and 10th Doctors (New Earth & Gridlock) and, to quote Elton John, ‘a man who makes potions in a travelling show’.