50 incredibly dull things about me

Paul Turner
Author: Paul Turner
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50 incredibly dull things about me

50 things etc, etc…Might as well join the crowd..

1. Do you like blue cheese?
I prefer my cheese cream than blue

2. Have you ever smoked a cigarette
yes but i never inhaled “honest”

3. Do you own a gun?
yes a glue one great for those little DIY jobs around the house

4 What flavor do you add to your drink at Sonic?
you mean sonic the hedgehog comes in many flavours wow

5 Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?
as my doctor must be 90 short sighted and seems to be losing hos memory would you be nervous?

.6 Do you like hot-dogs?
I was always told dogs get hot in cars so leave a window open believe sweaty labrador is not nice

7. Favorite Christmas Song?
Now this is easy Slade cos its CHRISSSSSSSSSSSSSMAS

8. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?
usually water and two hangover pills

9. Can you do push-ups?
i can do anything just not right now as i am eating a hot dog or 3

10. What’s your favourite meal?
one thats cooked by someone else

11. What’s your favourite piece of jewellery?
my belly button ring although i cant see it any more along with my feet?

12. Favorite hobby?
Photography,music,nude sky jumping, naked chef,

13. Do you work with people who idolize you?
just with idol ones

14. Name a trait that you hate about yourself?
No sense of humour

15. What’s your middle name?
something to never forgive my parents for

16. Name 3 thoughts at this moment
Whats for lunch
Why has my cream cheese turned blue
surely i must have something better to do with my time (ponders) Nope

17. Name 3 things you bought yesterday:
A plectrum
a Twix
a subscription to naked chef monthly

18. Name 3 drinks you regularly drink.
white wine, red wine, pink wine usually at same time

19. Current worry right now?
what people will make of me when they read this

20. Current hate right now?
not being able to see my feet, i know they miss me

21. Favorite place to be?
bed

22. How did you bring in New Years?
sent them an invite to pop round and have a drink Mr and Mrs years are new to the nieghbourhood

23. Favorite place to go?
The dark cupboard under the stairs where no one can find me

24. What is your most recurring dream?
Now that is unprintable and i never do pillow talk

25. Introvert or extrovert?
inextrovert

26. What color shirt are you wearing?
If you have rea dabove you know i don’t wear shirts

27. Do you like sleeping on satin sheets?
I must really get round to buying some sheets these nylon ones create so many sparks

28. Can you whistle?
No but i can make other noises

29. Favorite colour(s)?
Blue what else

30. Would you be a pirate?
prefer to be a macaw

31. What songs do you sing in the shower?
when will I see you again, hey fatty bum bum

32. Favorite girl’s name?
Maud

33. Favorite boy’s name?
Montigue or

34. Who is your loudest friend?
Now this could be answered in many ways loudest at what? my mate Johnny farty pants is very loud

35. What’s in your pocket right now?
ermmm naked chefs don’t have pockets

36. Last thing that made you laugh?
when i looked in the mirror this morning followed by tears

37. Bed sheets as a child?
Bry Nylon so comfy and made u spark in the dark

38. Worst injury you’ve ever had?
fell of a matorbike racing at cadwell park ouch gravel burns in embarrasing places and severed fingers
39. Do you love where you live?
yes but would nice to have a light for my cupboard

40. How many TV’s are in your house?
two many

41. What is your worst habit?
my appauling sense of humour

42. How many dogs do you have?
I dont have any but my dogs have one slave, butler and general dogs body

43. Does someone have a crush on you?
I dont it unless they are criminally insane

44. Do you own slippers?
not sure what my feet wear still cant see them

45. What is your favorite book?
Mr Grumpy

46. What is your favorite candy?
I only dated one Candy

47. What is your favorite sports team?
Malvern and district tiddlewinks team

48. What song do you want played at your funeral?
ArtherBrown – Fire or AC DC Hells Bells

49. What were you doing at 12 AM last night?
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50. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up this morning?*
what day is it ?

I have just lost 30 minutes of my life doing this that i will nver get back! WHY?

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    Good to read ….............. paul lol my friend

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    Good to read ….............. paul lol my friend

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    Twice …..........

  • Paul Turner replied

    ooo double the comment I am honoured lol

  • hilarydougill

    hilarydougill

    wonderful, you told a fib about the sense of humour. hugs xxx

  • Paul Turner replied

    moi is dull as dishwater and never tells fibs honest

  • Linda Ridpath

    Linda Ridpath

    great stuff, say hello to your feet next time they pass by!!!

  • Paul Turner replied

    i caught a fleeting glimpse the other day but cannot be sure they are shy and elusive

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