Personally love spiders and bugs, but this is for everyone who has walked through a spiderweb at night and done that stupid dance until you were sure there was no 8 legged friend at home. Or run out of a room when one jiggled into you line of sight.
I was in Tasmania playing with long exposures when this little fiend popped along. (I must thank my wife for seeding the inspiration for this, as well as the spider who waited the 30 second or so exposure without moving.)
After this photoshoot, the model was gathered into a dust pan and gently deposited outside.