I was 24-Ish anyway. I don’t know. Somewhere around there… I had long hair. To hide in.
and here is…!
Paul’s guide to weeping on public transport
-Board public transport
-Slowly become aware that said transport is proceeding in the wrong direction, indeed in the opposite direction to your home. This should happen well in into the journey.
-Lose all track of where you are (particularly in relation to home/loved ones. “Loved ones” inclusive of goldfish and shoes.)
-Take stock of finances, also continued validity of tcket/pass. When assured of insolvency and imminent ticket expiry, go to next step.
-Commence breathing difficulties.
-Become highly agitated.
-Alarm and terrify elderly and children in vicinity via such agitation, to preculde possible aid in reaching sanctuary.
-Commence weeping *
*This will not actually help in any way.