Instruction piece (31)

Paul Compton
Author: Paul Compton
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Instruction piece (31)

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The skeleton in your closet has a bone to pick with you.

  • Ushna Sardar

    Ushna Sardar

    nice!!!

  • ellejayerose

    ellejayerose

    bahahahahaha!

  • juliedoye

    juliedoye

    oh your gunna give me nightmares!

  • Shannon Rene' Justice

    Shannon Rene' ...

    hahahahahahaha!

  • Karin  Taylor

    Karin Taylorcommunity helper

    ...my teeth are chattering…..lol

  • Katfish

    Katfish

    They usually pipe up eventually

  • Paul Compton replied

    But for how long…..........
    Thanks for commenting Katfish : )

  • Tina Hogg

    Tina Hogg

    Ha ha, good one!

  • darkestartist

    darkestartist

    :) thank you for the smile this morning, Paul, what a great way to start the day :)

  • ladyb

    ladyb

    Genius.

  • Paul Compton replied

    Thank you so much ladyb. That’s a biiiig compliment. xo

  • meltaylor

    meltaylor

    Don’t have any skeletons in my closet..in fact, I don’t have a closet!!
    mel

  • Paul Compton replied

    No closet? Where do you keep your clothes Mel? Or perhaps you don’t wear any you cheeky nudist you. x

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  • hilarydougill

    hilarydougill

    very clever!!!!

  • beast

    beast

    lol, great peice paul

  • pinkyjain

    pinkyjain

    Hee hee, love this!!!!!!! i have two or 3, maybe more, thats why i don’t go into closets too often

  • Paul Compton replied

    I don’t go into closets or wardrobes either pinky – I always end up in Narnia. xo

  • Anisha Aiyappa

    Anisha Aiyappa

    the ghost of christmas future points at you….wonderful!

  • Paul Compton replied

    Ha! Thanks for the compliment and Christmas Carol reference Anisha. xo

  • bchrisdesigns

    bchrisdesigns

    Paul, my skeleton came out of his closet a looooong time ago… LOL! But seriously, great line!!!

  • Paul Compton replied

    Hee hee. Mine too. Thank you Brian.

  • butchart

    butchart

    ha … good one my friend.. maybe he’s sick of sharing it with that evil monkey…............b

  • Paul Compton replied

    Hee hee, yep. Thank you Butch. X (That’s an extra-big kiss for you.)

  • Andy  Mercer

    Andy Mercer

    The skeleton in your closet..is out of its skull !

  • Paul Compton replied

    Dead right. Thanks for commenting Andy.

  • kossimarsalsa

    kossimarsalsa

    that is cute, me likes it.
    is it a friendly skeleton?

    xx
    s-a

  • Paul Compton replied

    Is it friendly? The one in my closet isn’t but I imagine yours is so you can sleep soundly kossimarsalsa. xo

  • Sylvia Karall

    Sylvia Karall

    Nice line!!!

  • Paul Compton replied

    Thank you Sylv. “I have a bone to pick with you” is something my Mum used to always say when she was angry with me.

  • GLAMAZON

    GLAMAZON

    LOL ! Very fine.

  • Paul Compton replied

    Thank you GLAMAZON. Very glad you like it and thank you so much for commenting.

  • Yasemin Sumner

    Yasemin Sumner

    Oh, you and your skeletons make my very bones rattle and roll, Paul. These instructional pieces of yours make me beam…is there a book coming?

  • meltaylor

    meltaylor

    Well, when I came out of the closet (age three), I boarded that sucker up and never looked back at it….smile..
    And, I am a nudist around the house…the outdoor clothes are in a brown paper bag that I keep in my bedroom….next to the boarded up closet!
    mel

  • Steven Guy

    Steven Guy

    bugger, I thought i left them all behind !

  • Mui-Ling Teh

    Mui-Ling Teh

    Haha, your writing reminds me of a yearbook comment my highschool friend got once. Someone listed down things she could do in the summer if she was bored. My favorite was

    “9. Pull out your teeth
    10. Cry because you have no teeth”

    They weren’t actually 9 and 10; I can’t what number they were :P

  • Paul Compton replied

    LOL! I love that Mui-Ling! Thanks for your clever commenting as always. x

  • invisible

    invisible

    “I WILL LOVE TO DISCUSS WITH YOU ( the bone ;-) “
    SO SO SWEET, PAUL ! SO SO SO YOU ! I LOVE IT !

  • Paul Compton replied

    Hee hee, thank you Andre. Really glad you like it. xo

  • pinkyjain

    pinkyjain

    Hee hee, i love Narnia. So in that case i better start dealing with my skeletons so i can return to closets & wardrobes & get to Narnia. i actually did go into a wardrobe, a couple months back, while i was doing janitorial work at a theatre, they were doing a production of Narnia, & the wardrobe was in the workroom, & no one was around, so i stepped in, but alas, my skeletons started poking & prodding, so i had to back out without getting too far. So if i ever get this chance again, i better start dealing with my skeletons, because i soooo would love to get to Narnia

  • Pete Sounds

    Pete Sounds

    haha good line!

  • invisible

    invisible

    I adore It !.....

  • Paul Compton replied

    ....and I adore you Andre. x

  • invisible

    invisible

    I do too ! truly do ! Paul .X

  • stephanie clifton

    stephanie clifton

    i cleaned out my closet just recently, thank you. any skeletons left are just friendly pieces of me with a great sense of humor. you are LOVELY!

  • Paul Compton replied

    Thank you so much ideasinmotion! Always good to have a happy skeleton to live with : )

  • Beth Mills

    Beth Mills

    My cat Macduff got to the closet before I could!!! Cheers Paul!!!!

  • Paul Compton replied

    Macduff! One of the best cat’s names I’ve ever heard! : )

  • LilyMunroe

    LilyMunroe

    Sure does!!!! Love these :) x

  • Paul Compton replied

    Thank you so much Lily! : )

  • LindaR

    LindaR

    too good ~ an instant fav :) xx

  • micklyn

    micklyn

    Lol!! excellent

  • Paul Compton replied

    Glad you liked this one micklyn : )

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