Instruction piece (31)

Paul Compton
Author: Paul Compton
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The skeleton in your closet has a bone to pick with you.

Instruction piece (31)

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  • Ushna Sardar

    Ushna Sardar, 3 months ago

    nice!!!

  • ellejayerose

    ellejayerose, 3 months ago

    bahahahahaha!

  • Julie Doye

    Julie Doye, 3 months ago

    oh your gunna give me nightmares!

  • Shannon Rene' Justice

    Shannon Rene' ..., 3 months ago

    hahahahahahaha!

  • Karin  Taylor

    Karin Taylor, 3 months ago

    ...my teeth are chattering…..lol

  • Katfish

    Katfish, 3 months ago

    They usually pipe up eventually

  • Tina Hogg

    Tina Hogg, 3 months ago

    Ha ha, good one!

  • darkestartist

    darkestartist, 3 months ago

    :) thank you for the smile this morning, Paul, what a great way to start the day :)

  • ladyb

    ladyb, 3 months ago

    Genius.

  • meltaylor

    meltaylor, 3 months ago

    Don’t have any skeletons in my closet..in fact, I don’t have a closet!!
    mel

  • Jessica Tremp

    Jessica Tremp, 3 months ago

    hehe

  • hilarydougill

    hilarydougill, 3 months ago

    very clever!!!!

  • beast

    beast, 3 months ago

    lol, great peice paul

  • pinkyjain

    pinkyjain, 3 months ago

    Hee hee, love this!!!!!!! i have two or 3, maybe more, thats why i don’t go into closets too often

  • Anisha Aiyappa

    Anisha Aiyappa, 3 months ago

    the ghost of christmas future points at you….wonderful!

  • bchrisdesigns

    bchrisdesigns, 3 months ago

    Paul, my skeleton came out of his closet a looooong time ago… LOL! But seriously, great line!!!

  • butchart

    butchart, 3 months ago

    ha … good one my friend.. maybe he’s sick of sharing it with that evil monkey…............b

  • Andy  Mercer

    Andy Mercer, 3 months ago

    The skeleton in your closet..is out of its skull !

  • kossimarsalsa

    kossimarsalsa, 3 months ago

    that is cute, me likes it.
    is it a friendly skeleton?

    xx
    s-a

  • Sylvia Karall

    Sylvia Karall, 3 months ago

    Nice line!!!

  • GLAMAZON

    GLAMAZON, 3 months ago

    LOL ! Very fine.

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to ladyb’s comment, 3 months ago

    Thank you so much ladyb. That’s a biiiig compliment. xo

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to meltaylor’s comment, 3 months ago

    No closet? Where do you keep your clothes Mel? Or perhaps you don’t wear any you cheeky nudist you. x

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to pinkyjain’s comment, 3 months ago

    I don’t go into closets or wardrobes either pinky – I always end up in Narnia. xo

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to Anisha Aiyappa’s comment, 3 months ago

    Ha! Thanks for the compliment and Christmas Carol reference Anisha. xo

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to bchrisdesigns’s comment, 3 months ago

    Hee hee. Mine too. Thank you Brian.

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to butchart’s comment, 3 months ago

    Hee hee, yep. Thank you Butch. X (That’s an extra-big kiss for you.)

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to Andy Mercer’s comment, 3 months ago

    Dead right. Thanks for commenting Andy.

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to kossimarsalsa’s comment, 3 months ago

    Is it friendly? The one in my closet isn’t but I imagine yours is so you can sleep soundly kossimarsalsa. xo

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to Sylvia Karall’s comment, 3 months ago

    Thank you Sylv. “I have a bone to pick with you” is something my Mum used to always say when she was angry with me.

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to GLAMAZON’s comment, 3 months ago

    Thank you GLAMAZON. Very glad you like it and thank you so much for commenting.

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to Katfish’s comment, 3 months ago

    But for how long…..........
    Thanks for commenting Katfish : )

  • Yasemin Sumner

    Yasemin Sumner, 3 months ago

    Oh, you and your skeletons make my very bones rattle and roll, Paul. These instructional pieces of yours make me beam…is there a book coming?

  • meltaylor

    meltaylor, 3 months ago

    Well, when I came out of the closet (age three), I boarded that sucker up and never looked back at it….smile..
    And, I am a nudist around the house…the outdoor clothes are in a brown paper bag that I keep in my bedroom….next to the boarded up closet!
    mel

  • Steven Guy

    Steven Guy, 3 months ago

    bugger, I thought i left them all behind !

  • Mui-Ling Teh

    Mui-Ling Teh, 3 months ago

    Haha, your writing reminds me of a yearbook comment my highschool friend got once. Someone listed down things she could do in the summer if she was bored. My favorite was

    “9. Pull out your teeth
    10. Cry because you have no teeth”

    They weren’t actually 9 and 10; I can’t what number they were :P

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to Mui-Ling Teh’s comment, 3 months ago

    LOL! I love that Mui-Ling! Thanks for your clever commenting as always. x

  • invisible

    invisible, 3 months ago

    “I WILL LOVE TO DISCUSS WITH YOU ( the bone ;-) “
    SO SO SWEET, PAUL ! SO SO SO YOU ! I LOVE IT !

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to invisible’s comment, 3 months ago

    Hee hee, thank you Andre. Really glad you like it. xo

  • pinkyjain

    pinkyjain, 3 months ago

    Hee hee, i love Narnia. So in that case i better start dealing with my skeletons so i can return to closets & wardrobes & get to Narnia. i actually did go into a wardrobe, a couple months back, while i was doing janitorial work at a theatre, they were doing a production of Narnia, & the wardrobe was in the workroom, & no one was around, so i stepped in, but alas, my skeletons started poking & prodding, so i had to back out without getting too far. So if i ever get this chance again, i better start dealing with my skeletons, because i soooo would love to get to Narnia

  • dynamopiev

    dynamopiev, 2 months ago

    haha good line!

  • invisible

    invisible, 2 months ago

    I adore It !.....

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to invisible’s comment, 2 months ago

    ....and I adore you Andre. x

  • invisible

    invisible, 2 months ago

    I do too ! truly do ! Paul .X

  • ideasinmotion

    ideasinmotion, 3 days ago

    i cleaned out my closet just recently, thank you. any skeletons left are just friendly pieces of me with a great sense of humor. you are LOVELY!

  • Paul Compton

    Paul Compton in reply to ideasinmotion’s comment, 3 days ago

    Thank you so much ideasinmotion! Always good to have a happy skeleton to live with : )

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