D.I.Y.
D.I.Y. is one of ‘those’ skill sets. Either you can indeed do it yourself or you best get someone else to do it! MissT has always struggled with the practical self help stuff, just looking at a car engine results in the breaking a fingernail and getting covered in oil. Her one foray into carpentry turned into an voyage of discovery as she searched for a right angle and found only wrong angles and blisters. But our girl is plucky and never one to give up. Today she’s going to hang this lovely picture she bougth from RedBubble. See her prepare…
Steel toecapped high heels just in case… check!
Protective leopard print dressing gown… check!
Identify wall… check.
Practice swing with hammer… youch!
text by the talented Andrew Walker
model, the luscious MissT
D.I.Y. belongs to the following groups:
Big & Beautiful People and Pinup
Barry W King
beautiful photo Paul…LOVE it
Headcrime
Great work!
Simon Muirhead
wow!..it almost looks surreal to me
RavenSoul
Love the determined pout! Sexy gal! Great treatment here Paul!
Natalie Perkins
I love this like you could never understand!!!!
Her hair has a real Jill Greenberg feel too :D
~ Selle
Wow! Ouch never looked so sexy :)
Wonderful collaboration you three !
Nala
Paul what can i say that i have not in the past as always so beautiful and clever . . . . i love your work . . thank you Miss T also
Keep it up and as always you are fantastic
John Conway
those tones and colours are a PV signature mark to me and they work well to set off MissT
classy work Paul (and MissT)
Bones
Awesome tones, great pose. Clever as always
Carlos Teófilo
Simply fantastic. Congratulations Paul.
David Meacham
You can’t do DIY without a high visibility vest on – where’s her vest?
Health and Safety on Red Bubble is seriously neglected.
On the plus side she’s obviously coned off her chest.
Adriana Glackin
Vey beautiful image, I love the costume and props – and the narrative really gives it another twist! : )
karen Bradshaw
love it xxx
bodymechanic
luv it!!
Kelly McGill
What a stunning image, matched with a divine model!! I am suitably impressed!!
Sandra Chung
LOL! That is great!
David Harris
Great work Paul! Love the treatment! I can see a series out of this!!!
tarsel
Very impressive…...!!
Mark Richards
Excellent work Paul! Fantastic tones and colours, great model!
John Robb
Sheesh I never see that in Bunnings :-)
~ Ademac
Marvelous image…........pose and narrative create a story in a single frame.
Krisso
Great shot Paul. I love your lighting, and your model…. Perfect!
butchart
this has it all paul….. always the perfect light… with the addition of wit and wonderful story… i love the staging…. the hands behind the glass,,,, the row of cups on the half wall… the canvas turned backwords so as not to detract from the subject….......... just great work….........b
Peter Zentjens
Cool pin-up shot Paul, nice touch of humor.
Darryl A
Great shot Paul. Really genre-iffic!
velveteagle
You take pain and pleasure to a new height…
billyboy
Paul, she may have the hammer, but you nailed this!
Love your tones working, as usual, together in one direction, and how you get that Vanzella`d quality of lighting is still a mystery to me… but what it does to her skin tones is enormous, especially her amazing stockinged legs. She`s got that massive Dawn French variety of sexuality that you`ve done such a great job of capturing for us to wallow in… this is one luscious image of a whole lotta Miss T!
Nicole Goggins
wow you model is stunning!!! love your work – awesome processing!!!
Kristal Blanco
this is a revenge for all chubby women!!!! To be a model for your artwork is our secret dream…
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Kristal
orourke
great image paul
aglaia b
oh man, this is so bloody good.
sensational collaboration! ;-) xox
aglaia b
hellfire
dreadfulbride
Damn!
Franklin Lindsey
Although she’s not my fantasy girl…lol, Again Paul you mastered the shimmering light details from the floor on up putting your trademark, and style unmistakable stamp on it. Nice work my friend.
Louise Cooke
lol! So funny, yet I stopped laughing very quickly while I spun out at the amazing work you’ve done here. The lighting is to die for and again those gorgeous tones. Superb!
Rhana Griffin
The image in and of itself is incredible, however what makes this one for me is your description… Priceless!
budrfli
As always your classic treatment rocks…
but, hewy whatcha doing in my living room ! heh heh he!
amorspainter
beautifull work paul
Tom Gomez
Superb, you just soooo want to assist the poor helpless thing
peterhoenderdos
ooh wow. I like to d her myself
RMBuilders
great photo amazing
Nicolas Rix
This is awesome! wow
Paul Tupman
I know I may get slammed for this comment by some women, but this is like a throw back to the 1950s.. only the unfortunate Miss T has picked up her husbands D.I.Y. manual instead of the Good Housewife Guide! 10 out of 10 for trying though Miss T!
Great concept again Paul and I love the styling of this.
Scott Ruhs
Great vintage feel to this. Norman Rockwell meets Hugh Hefner.
vincent bruno
fantastic work as usual! love this one
Mark Ross
A very smart pinup shot Mr. V. If cloning were now available you could be a f/t graphic designer and a f/t fashion/beauty photographer, you’re work is that good! You could work out of Collingwood and New York all at the same time. Kidding aside, this is a very tasty glamour shot. Very well pulled off, tastefully coy and cute. Nice going Paul!
Heather Rivet...
you are so brilliant with your glamor shots…outstanding work Paul!!
Darren Burdell
Sensational work, love the surreal smoothness of the tones.
greenpeg
fantastic image and work there paul…...........
HenkStolk
another wonderful frame, so much story in this
JanWindle
Ha ha Ha ! Porn mag meets Beryl Cook! love it!
Mark Peterson
Very nice work!
cdwork
Apart from your superb tonal range and wonderful clarity, the thing I most like about this image is that it portrays a helpless woman, poor me type scenario but the ways she holds the hammer looks like she knows how to use it!
Peta Ridley
Wow…love the image – sexy! Love Miss T – divine! And love your post work – you have such a talent with the way you grade your images Mr V…
One of these days, if we happen to be in the same city / country, I insist that you photograph me…I want to be Vanzella’d too!
JanG
Absolutely delightful! Laugh-outloud story, beautiful model, wonderful 50’s look to it all, and such great color tones, as always. Love it!
Mundy Hackett
Excellent vision
JimFilmer
so cool Paul… great muted/subtle background colours and excellent lighting/shadows…. and a most gorgeous model
Mel Brackstone
Wow, I sure hope you can include Andrews commentary as a part of this package! What a magnificent piece of absurdity, such wonderful elements all coming together perfectly! I think this is one of your best, Paul!
Joanne Bradley
You do these compositions so well! Outstanding! I love this subject and this campy style!
Alf Caruana
Paul this work is outstanding! your masterful employment of your style has created another delightful composition
Paul Louis Vil...
Love the playfulness of this image!
Her pose and expression are priceless, so is your post prod and accompanying text! :D
GLAMAZON
Scrum – diddly – um – shus! Love this.
Douzy
Absolutely love the humourous twist you gave to your usual masterful photography/composition/processing. Superb!
Gerijuliaj
Great idea brilliantly executed…your lighting and post processing is as always perfect and the witty description made me LOL!
Faith Hunter
Great shot AND copy. Congratulations to all three of you!
Adrian Donoghue
This is such a quirky and fun shot Paul, makes me smile to look at it, what an expression on Miss T’s face!!, processed to perfection, love the colours. Definitely one of your best, brilliant text as well.
jlynn
Fabulously Fun!!!
ltruskett
She is so stunning ….................... how you could make her look any better is beyond me….........but you did…...............this rocks Paul.
Kyra Webb
Miss T is gorgeous :)
Jodie Johnson
Oh my god, you are amazing yet again. your effects are superlative! And she looks pretty good too!!
Angel Gold
Miss T you are a classic beauty…with a wonderful cheekiness…Fantastically executed Paul….Stunning light and effects…
Anette Tyler
Perfect. Very cool work
Jean M. Laffitau
Cooooool, great image and what a marvellous model!!
Robyn Lakeman
Poor Miss T :( You really feel for her. What a fantastic image Paul, love the processing and the comp. Miss T is an awesome model for sure
Teer Wayde
I can use a hammer – just look at the out-takes and the evil look on my face :P
izzybeth
Beautiful.
t1nyskert
damn i wish i had a fuller figure like this beautiful lady…sexy as hell…and playing on stereotypical image….brilliant…funny how guys can fall for the (i’m a helpless woman scenario)
MKWhite
Another amazing image from an amazing artist. Great job Paul :)
Michelle Avery
I love this. She totally reminds me of myself! The glam DIYer….
handprintz
Think you better go and help her Paul ! looks like she needs it kissed better! beautifully composed and shot,lovely work
Jeff Burns
Awesome tones and I love the title this is fantastic Paul
brilliant work once again
mstrace
So, I have this thing with animal print, right? A love affair spanning 20 years! Obviously that is the first thing that caught my eye. But then you’ve got the thumb, hammer, sheer knee high stockings, pouty expression, red nails and dark red lips and its a hot, hot, HOT version of a modern day pin-up. I am beyond happy that you chose a beautiful woman with curves, not some skinny rib-cage-baring-concave-tummy bony ass model that wouldn’t consider lifting a hammer to save her bony little butt (cheeky grin).
As a single girl who owns her own home, I find it dead sexy to do mundane chores around the house in my sexy underthings. Even though nobody sees me but me! It still feels great to do it and this image conjures that whole vibe up for me in visual form.
frogster
Wonderful work on this
Steve Chapple
So clever, your artworks always have a message and speak! Great work again!
nixa
Once again amazing! Miss T can really put it out!
helmutk
Sensetional image great work
MuscularTeeth
wow paul, you struck gold again. love that hammer. maxwelline’s normal hammer.
J.K. York
a master at work. MissT is dolled-up deliciously. bravo on set up and execution.
Ted Byrne
And you found the reclusive Betty Page just exactly where? Hmmm…. yes there is a sort of classic problem here when the kept-woman kind of relaxes her eating habits, well the helpless act doesn’t seem quit so, um, cute… huh? She’s either got to learn to once again count calories or get a book on carpentry.
You’re like weird meeting between Norman Rockwell and R. Crumb…. LOVVIT!
Paul Vanzella
replied
again, your comment blows me away… thank you so much for your kind words… this is a classic sumamtion, Rockwell and Crumb – I LOVE IT! Thank you!
Jake Easley
AYKM!
The only thing missing is the nail on the floor. Grrreat!!
JayneLogan
smashing shot
Cathleen Taraw...
A least she’s giving it a go. Miss T is fabulous, looking forward to seeing more of her and your treatment one again Paul… yum.
sunism
Wicked portrait
Shanina Conway
Fantastic , just amazing execution, styling and the model is gorgeous;)
Rhys McDonald
freakin’ sexy much…Well done Paul, and well done Teer
Imber
This is amazing, you are truly talented. Strong image!!!
Rosina Lamberti
This is wonderful!
LauraHartley
This poor baby requires a stud finder for the right placement. Oh wait – she’s at YOUR page – it seems she’s already found one! Fantastic scenario and saucy model to illustrate this!
SSGT
this shot is so hot, love it, great pic.
jhartley
my God…this is, she is beautiful! perhaps the most perfectly constructed ever..
Paul Vanzella
replied
thanks a whole lot jh – she does command your attention – love it that you love!
PolarityPhoto
Fantastic Execution.
Divine lighting.
Perfect Posing.
The expression is ideal.
What an amazing capture!
Great work!
Paul Vanzella
replied
thanks so much PP – yes MissT is so convincing here… thank you for great comment!
Angel Warda
Excellent!!!!
SURYADI .
beautiful image.
Marco Recuero
una foto impresionante, me encantan las PinUps
kaberoo
lovely innovative take on the genre
~ Butterfly ~
Georgeous !! :0)
syd baker
Aw, let me help with that, and, and, stuff….........
Kaimarie
incredible image, gorgeous model. brilliant
Ash Sivils
What I love is that you use beautiful
women in your work but they are full figured.
I like the curves – one day I shall have some ;)
Rayven
what media is this?
Paul Vanzella
replied
Photography and totally apinted over it digitally as a final file…
: ))
KENDALL EUTEMEY
Fantastic!!!!!
Marvin Tunstall
Awesome pic!
Manuel Rodrigues
Very creative. I like it!
Lee Modrok
nice vintage touch… I’d like to suck on the model. Very cool
Teer Wayde
To the comment above – YUCK!
GlennRoger
I think this would make Gil smile. I have played with the same shot myself but this is fabulous.
Milos Markovic
Outstanding concept and execution !
Per Ove Sleen
A very style conscious young lady it seems …. and another brilliant shot from this hand..
POS
Stephen Thomas
Great humorous glamour picture!