Check it out! Stickers for sale! 50% off if you buy 6 or more. Stick them to your fridge, stick them to your car, stick them to your boss’s fat head! Stickers go everywhere, suit every occasion and taste great!
Warning: Do not ingest stickers; may be fatal.
On the off chance that someone buys some, I ask that you post a photo of your stickers stuck somewhere awesome. It’s only fair.