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I don’t suggest you actually buy this. But it illustrates my need to produce more prints in order to create a proper calendar some day.

If you wish to look at sick tortoises all year, perhaps think about buying an individual print instead?

Turtles all the way down

Paul is the physical location of a collection of otherwise disparate neurons and synapses that occasionally give a convincing impression of consciousness and free will as they react to the various stimuli in their immediate surroundings in a purely mechanistic, non magical way.

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  • jemimalovesbigted
    jemimalovesbigtedabout 6 years ago

    hahahahaha! I love the originality of each month… so different from each other. Wonderful work … it will leave you on the edge of the toilet seat (our calendar always hangs in the loo) to see what will be coming next!

  • I promise, the introduction of sellable calendars will influence me toward uploading much more “art” art, as opposed to tees. I suppose this one would be good as a joke present for someone you hate.

    – Paul McClintock

  • Xavier Shay
    Xavier Shayabout 6 years ago


  • Natalie Perkins
  • Do you mind if I change the name of the calendar to this? It’s pure genius.

    – Paul McClintock

  • Tania Rose
    Tania Roseabout 6 years ago

    that’s bloody hilarious, Mr McC!!!! ROFL

  • Midori Furze
    Midori Furzeabout 6 years ago

    Love it!!

  • Natalie Perkins
    Natalie Perkinsabout 6 years ago

    lol go for it, considering no one can decide who told the initial analogy :P

  • Cathie Tranent
    Cathie Tranentabout 6 years ago

    Good work, I am particularly enamoured of March.

  • Simone Maynard
    Simone Maynardabout 6 years ago

    haha – i have to say i quite like february :)

  • chelsgus
    chelsgusabout 6 years ago

    Maybe he could work like a flick book – movement in the snot shooting out for each month!

  • kamel
    kamelabout 6 years ago

    funny one really

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