Paul is the physical location of a collection of otherwise disparate neurons and synapses that occasionally give a convincing impression of consciousness and free will as they react to the various stimuli in their immediate surroundings in a purely mechanistic, non magical way.
You can satiate their collective ego by visiting paulmcclintock.org in order to see more things that aren’t here.
Also, I’m sure you’ll want to twit at the online presence of them, here.
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