Thank God it is Friday ... a little humor

It has been a long week! And to top it off, I get an email this morning from a guy I’ve never written to but he says in his email to me, “Thanks for the hate mail. What the f….?”

Well, I am about to reply back telling him he must have made a mistake when he sends another email appolozing for his mistake … and said that he read my profile and decided that I was not the one who wrote the hate mail because I seem like I would be a fun date and could never be mean to a soul. So … just for fun this is what I replied back.
hehe … I am still waiting for his reply.


here it is -—————————————————-

Hi. I read your profile too and in reading your profile it got me thinking … I once went out with a guy who brought me a gift to the date. He had it hidden behind his back when we met. A kiss on the cheek and he whispered, “I brought you a gift.” Well, who doesn’t love gifts?!! So I said, “give me … give me.” Oh wait, no I didn’t .. that was when I was begging my son for his really cool sunglasses to wear on my date.

What I said to my date was, “Oh really? How nice of you,” while I was secretly praying that it was a pair of diamond stud earrings! Well, he produced a tiny, little but cute blue plastic water pistol. And by golly he also had bought one for himself which he had hidden in his pocket! Seems at some point in our conversation before the date I challenged him at a wet t-shirt contest mono e mono … one on one (in case you did not understand the mono e mono thing…)

Anyway, I won! Actually, I think he conceded when I accidently aimed too low below the waist. It was an honest mistake … the sun was in my eyes since that sweetheart of a son would not let me have those cool sunglasses!

Ok, this is not your usual hate mail but I have always wanted to be different.

Judi


By the way, the date story actually happened. What a fun date!

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A long week … ups and downs … let’s end it with a smile, shall we?


Comments

  • linaji
    linajialmost 6 years ago

    Judi.. now I understand why you are dating so dang much.. STORY.. THIS IS INCREDIBLE AND FUN AND SO WELL WRITTEN..PLEASE PUT IN FEM INTENT.. YOU RULE.. AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH TODAY.. I FEEL SO GOOD… and.. I am going for a walk with your story on my mind and knowing I have solved the case of why the Universe is making you date so much.. Out of each date pick out the moments.. even the sexy ones.. and WRITE GIRL.. your sunglasses lead in too was brill.. and the ending so perfect.. Hey.. you want more??? Call me later.. I will lavish you with praise.. not around 3:00 my time however.. ok? Love and more Love your sista.. L.

  • Hehe … I will call after your 3pm … talk to you then sista … Big smiles!

    – Judi Taylor

  • linaji
    linajialmost 6 years ago

    make it 6 pm my time ok??? xooxxoox I am going into San Francisco for a poetry slam..xoxox I am gonna be in it!

  • Woohoo … you go girl!

    – Judi Taylor

  • Colleen Milburn
    Colleen Milburnalmost 6 years ago

    LOL! How fabulous – can’t wait to hear if he responds – LOVE your date story :))

  • No responds yet. On this site it shows when the person has read your email and he has not read it yet. Thanks for sharing this with me. It was fun.

    – Judi Taylor

  • Colleen Milburn
    Colleen Milburnalmost 6 years ago

    P.S. Did you go on any more dates with the water pistol guy? I have to know! lol

  • Funny that you should ask Colleen! I only had one date with him but it was the best date I was ever on. However, he was also seeing another woman and asked if we could stay in touch which we have but we haven’t gone out again. I heard from him earlier this week. He called me on the phone. He was on his way to New York City … we talked for most of his ride there. I always enjoy speaking with him but I realize that we are not a match romantically. But we are very good friends. One day we might see each other again but only as friends, not for a romantic date. But that is okay, I adore him!!! As you can imagine, he makes me laugh! We can all use a friend like that.

    – Judi Taylor

  • Colleen Milburn
    Colleen Milburnalmost 6 years ago

    Oh, I couldn’t agree more! He sounds like someone you’d want to have as a friend – such a great foundation you have. Thanks so much, Judi, for letting me know – I wouldn’t have been able to sleep tonight, otherwise…lol!!

  • linaji
    linajialmost 6 years ago

  • liesbeth
    liesbethalmost 6 years ago

    always cherish the friends that make you smile… ;) i enjoyed the read..brought me smiles too…

  • Hi Liesbeth! I do indeed cherish my friends. I would not want to imagine this life without them.
    By the way, I have been wanting to tell you … I finished the Shack. My life has been a bit hectic lately … but I will try to bubblemail you with my thoughts, deal? I loved it …

    – Judi Taylor

  • liesbeth
    liesbethalmost 6 years ago

    Deal.. good to know you enjoyed the book..;) mail when you have time.. is ok, i understand the hectic..smile..

  • JenLand
    JenLandalmost 6 years ago

    You always find a way to bring lightness and postivite energy to a situation dear Judi!! LOVE that about you. :o) TGIF!!!! (though it’s my ‘wednesday’ today!)

  • Jenny, Sorry it has taken me awhile to get back here. I seem to many strange and wonderful adventures. But don’t we all!! It sure makes life interesting.

    – Judi Taylor

  • lacewren
    lacewrenalmost 6 years ago

    Dear Ms T, a while since my last visit. Today I was told to come by a little voice just behind my left ear (the deaf one) and, Viola!, you serve-up a cheer-up, witty, funny, and just plain good. Thanks, I needed that. Lawrence

  • Lawrence, I am glad that you got a smile from this. I swear it is all true. Life can be so much fun. I don’t like being sad but there always seems to be a silver lining even in my sadness. You don’t believe me? Pistons at dawn!!!! hehe giggle

    – Judi Taylor

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