It has been a long week! And to top it off, I get an email this morning from a guy I’ve never written to but he says in his email to me, “Thanks for the hate mail. What the f….?”
Well, I am about to reply back telling him he must have made a mistake when he sends another email appolozing for his mistake … and said that he read my profile and decided that I was not the one who wrote the hate mail because I seem like I would be a fun date and could never be mean to a soul. So … just for fun this is what I replied back.
hehe … I am still waiting for his reply.
Hi. I read your profile too and in reading your profile it got me thinking … I once went out with a guy who brought me a gift to the date. He had it hidden behind his back when we met. A kiss on the cheek and he whispered, “I brought you a gift.” Well, who doesn’t love gifts?!! So I said, “give me … give me.” Oh wait, no I didn’t .. that was when I was begging my son for his really cool sunglasses to wear on my date.
What I said to my date was, “Oh really? How nice of you,” while I was secretly praying that it was a pair of diamond stud earrings! Well, he produced a tiny, little but cute blue plastic water pistol. And by golly he also had bought one for himself which he had hidden in his pocket! Seems at some point in our conversation before the date I challenged him at a wet t-shirt contest mono e mono … one on one (in case you did not understand the mono e mono thing…)
Anyway, I won! Actually, I think he conceded when I accidently aimed too low below the waist. It was an honest mistake … the sun was in my eyes since that sweetheart of a son would not let me have those cool sunglasses!
Ok, this is not your usual hate mail but I have always wanted to be different.
By the way, the date story actually happened. What a fun date!
A long week … ups and downs … let’s end it with a smile, shall we?