My Mum has a Bum!

Michelle Whennan
Author: Michelle Whennan
Word Count: 154
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My Mum has a Bum!

Another poem for all the weird and quirky big and little kids out there!

I hope you enjoy this selection of beautiful bums courtesy of the brilliant Karin Taylor









My Mum has a Bum! belongs to the following groups:

All Things Poetic, Artistic, Philosophical, Art and Stories Made For Children, Childhood, Humour Captured and The Word Tree

I hope you’re sitting down now
Cos I think you’ll be quite shocked
For only just this morning
My whole world was rocked!

I was walking down the hallway
When suddenly I saw
My Mum was getting changed
And she hadn’t closed the door!

I didn’t know she had one
There it was as plain as day
A big and round and white one
And it was pointing right my way!

Could it mean that she’s got other things
That you and I have got?
Perhaps she has a belly button
Goodness, she might even have snot!

Maybe she is just like me
What secrets could be found?
Maybe she plays with our dolls and cars
When we are not around!

You must never tell a single soul
This is as far as it can go
Yes, my Mum may have a bum
But Dad never needs to know!

  • Anne van Alkemade

    Anne van AlkemadeWordsmith

    that is soooooo funny.

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Glad you liked it Anne

  • AlexMac

    AlexMacGreeter

    hahaha brilliant, I will be reading this to my kids tonight =0)

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Alex – hope they like it – let me know!

  • Karin  Taylor

    Karin Taylorcommunity helper

    oh so cleverly written … i loved every minute…and remember when i discovered the same thing to my utter shock and dismay…that mum n dad had bits n pieces!!!! lol
    great story/prose Michelle, keep ‘em coming , you write soooo well!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thank you so much Karin – your praise means a lot

  • Amber Elizabeth Fromm Donais

    Amber Elizabet...

    This is so wonderful made me laugh my arse off xx

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    So glad you liked it!

  • Siamesecat

    Siamesecat

    LOVE THIS POEM, IT ALSO SAYS ABOUT MY OWN BUM AND LOTS OF OTHER NICE BOTTOMS OUT THERE.. LOVE BUMS AS I AM SO BUMULATED..

    THANKS FOR SAHRING I LOVE THIS EXELLENT…

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Glad you liked it – an ode to all of us with something round and full and wonderful!

  • Tania Rose

    Tania Rose

    oh, you MUST turn this into a childrens book!!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    That would be fun – might have to have a chat to my mate Karin about that one

  • gillsart

    gillsart

    So cute!!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Gill

  • Renate  Dartois

    Renate Dartois

    That is just adorable Karin and all your bums are just perfect to accompany your friends poem-lol.

  • Paola Jofre

    Paola Jofre

    lol…i’ll have to share this with my kids in the morning…they’ll love it :)

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Let me know what they thought!

  • salsbells69

    salsbells69

    lol..thats excellent~! Great collaboration!

  • Marilyn Harris

    Marilyn Harris

    Brilliant work Michelle!!! Love it!!! Karin’s pics go so well with it!!! Well done!!!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Blossom – glad you liked it

  • Angela Stewart

    Angela Stewart

    What a fabulous match these two make…the poem and pictures go so perfectly together!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Cheers Angela – I am very fortunate Karin allowed me to share them in this way

  • shanmclean

    shanmclean

    hehehe fantastic!!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Glad you enjoyed it

  • iAN Derrick

    iAN Derrick

    Ah, Michelle-Karin un momento if you plez..
    Good God woman…An inferior posterior
    Is like a debonair derriere…
    What a bummer for a Momma !!!!
    Congrats and lol to yeee both.

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Ian – enjoyed a chuckle at your comment

  • Bread

    Bread

    Lol

  • georgiegirl

    georgiegirl

    hee hee hee!!! That’s funny ;D I expect we all remember the moments of finding out our parents are just like us!!! and vica versa!!!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Scary stuff for kids isn’t it!!

  • screamqueen

    screamqueen

    cute poem!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Shannon

  • Keith Richardson

    Keith Richardson

    I love it!!!
    Takes me back 60 years when I discovered to my shame (horror) that my parents were just the same as me… Yucky!!
    Now all I can remember is my reaction. Keith

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Glad you liked it Keith – sorry to take you back to such an earth-shattering moment tho!

  • Louise Parton

    Louise Parton

    haha brilliant! karin’s pics go great with it too :D

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Louise – Karin’s pics would brighten anyone’s work – I am very lucky

  • hollys1wedding

    hollys1wedding

    Very Cool l Love lt. My daughter tells Me l have a big one she is 5

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Little treasures aren’t they – I remember my daughter asking if she could have a small one like Nana’s instead of a big one like mine!!

  • Shanina Conway

    Shanina Conway

    lol! Wonderful poem and Karins images work so well with it;)

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thank you very much!

  • Keith Russell

    Keith Russell

    cute as a bum

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Keith – glad you enjoyed it

  • genevievem

    genevievem

    fantastic, great poem and wonderful Karin paintings!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Genevieve – Glad you liked it

  • flower68

    flower68

    cute ladies.lol. :-)

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Cheers :o)

  • Cvail73

    Cvail73

    Made me lagh, very cute!!

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Laughter’s what we’re after – thanks

  • Janis Zroback

    Janis Zroback

    Hilarious…love the verse and the illustrations a re brilliant…

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Janis

  • Amber Elizabeth Fromm Donais

    Amber Elizabet...

    Loved it it was wonderful xxxx =D

  • frozenfa

    frozenfa

    hehehehe.. oh dear.. what fun piece! love it!! XD

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Thanks Frozenfa!

  • kjgordon

    kjgordon

    ha this is so clever…

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Clever – I llike clever! Thank you

  • pinkyjain

    pinkyjain

    This is so sweet funny & adorable

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Glad you liked it!

  • purpleturtle

    purpleturtle

    Too funny, made us have a good chuckle!! thanks.

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    My job here is done – thanks!

  • MichaelBr

    MichaelBr

    This is sooooo cute. Both funny and yes philosophical. Have you got kids ?

  • Michelle Whennan replied

    Yeah – how can you tell?!
    Thanks for having a read

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