Chanel wrote being famous
Was not the thing to be.
She claimed that being famous
Would not let her be free.
The magazines would haunt her
They’d lay her secrets bare.
They’d photograph her wobbly bits
Her feet up in the air.
They’d quote her words the wrong way round.
And she would want to flee.
She’d hold a pillow to her head.
Regret those words that she had said.
And wish they’d let her be.
But I suspect a bit of fame would not be too much trouble
Perhaps not like the Hilton girl
but just, right here, on Bubble !!!