The Last Wurkin' Donkey In Ireland

….. thats me .. the last wurkin’ donkey in Ireland..I fekin’ ask ya.. every other donkey is in ‘retirement homes’ or lukin’ after harces or being gawped at be childer! Me ? No!.. Oi’m fekin buildin’ fekin motorways all the way t’ Dingle !! An wer’se he?.. why?.. he had to go to get his float! Floated off ya mean.. he’s floatin’ his kite in Nicky Foleys in Kilorglin we’ ‘is floosey I’ll fekin bate ya!! ” Oi won’t be long says he” “O’Brien says I…don’t kid a kidder!”

So oi’m here to finish this motorway on me own…….at least its warm!

Take a luk at the wheels.. “It’ll make life easier for ya..” says he “Thems car wheels with rubber tyre’s..easier ta pull”
Easier t’ pull!! He might’a put fekin’ air in thim!!

See this collar! .. it’d fit an Anglian bishop out on the tear!

Hah well .. we’ve all got our cross to bear!!

Hee Haw! Here’s some fekken ejit takin’ me pitcher.. theres me
soul gone!

Haw well I’m goin’ fer a doze behine me blinkers!

See ya

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  • Dorothy Thomson
    Dorothy Thomsonover 3 years ago

    LOL……..another cracker!!

  • Aww sure i’m an oul ejit .. I’ll be joining ‘Still Game’ the way I’m goin’!!

    – oulgundog

  • James Gibbs
    James Gibbsover 3 years ago

    Nice writing! Great capture!

  • I thank you .. I think I’m gettin’ worse as I get older!!

    – oulgundog

  • Nigel Bangert
    Nigel Bangertover 3 years ago

    Brilliant piece of writing, a real pleasure to read.

  • Lol… thank you Nigel!

    – oulgundog

  • FeeBeeDee
    FeeBeeDeeover 3 years ago

    Love, love, love it! Definitely a pleasure to read. I could hear the voice right off the page.

  • I thank you kindly much… but you have me worried. I have turned up the volume on my gas operated computing system …and I still can’t hear the page voice talking! It may be drowned out by the voices in my head… do you think?

    – oulgundog

  • FeeBeeDee
    FeeBeeDeeover 3 years ago

    LOl! It depends, are they speaking in concert with the voice in the page, or are they all different?

  • I dunno they’re all gabbling on at once… I think it’s a commitee meeting!

    – oulgundog

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