Had to go up to Stonehaven, near Aberdeen, on business couple of years ago, but took the opportunity, on the way back, to call on a couple of old friends of mine in Dundee.
‘Desperate Dan’ and his sidekick ‘Dawg’.
As is customery in bonny Dundee .. it was raining.. well not just raining … it was ‘ph*shin doon’!
Jist as the missus wis gean Dawg a biccy, thon Minx frae Beanotoon gang got her up the oxters wie a cattymacpullet! But Dawg flashed the delph awn seen ’er aff ye ken!