The Last Wurkin' Donkey In Ireland...
... thats me .. the last wurkin’ donkey in Ireland..I fekin’ ask ya.. every other donkey is in ‘retirement homes’ or lukin’ after harces or being gawped at be childer! Me ? No!.. Oi’m fekin buildin’ fekin motorways all the way t’ Dingle !! An wer’se he?.. why?.. he had to go to get his float! Floated off ya mean.. he’s floatin’ his kite in Nicks in Kilorglin we the widow Bridie I’ll fekin bate ya!! ” Oi won’t be long says he” “O’Brien says I…don’t kid a kidder!”
So oi’m here to finish this motorway on me own…....at least its warm!
Take a luk at the wheels.. “It’ll make life easier for ya..” says he “Thems car wheels with rubber tyre’s..easier ta pull”
Easier t’ pull!! He might’a put fekin’ air in thim!!
See this collar! .. it’d fit an Anglian bishop out on the tear!
Hah well .. we’ve all got our cross to bear!!
Hee Haw! Here’s some fekken ejit takin’ me pitcher.. theres me soul gone!
Haw well I’m goin’ fer a doze behine me blinkers!
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