First hole, First Tee
The oldman had forgotten to buy some new tees to place his golfball on and hit it and so his asked his grandson Ryan to go over and borrow some from the ladies. This is what he told him to say. “Ryaaaaannnnn, go oooooover toooo thoseees
ladies and askkkkkk them ifffffff they cccccan lendddd mmmeeee a tttttteeeetttttteeee.”
The ladies gave Ryan what the oldman needed and waited for him to tee off and proceeded to do the same. Soon the game was underway and after the first tee shots all the golfers continued to their second shot. By the third shot everybody had landed on the green and were ready to putt the ball to the hole.
The second grandson’s name was Brian and he was very curious of what his grandfather had to do and asked him, “Grandpa, what are you trying to do next.?”
Since the oldman was much older that the three ladies he had been slow to get to the green and the three ladies were waiting. They stood back as they waited and when the old golfer and grandkids arrived their view was obstruct by the ladies.
The ladies had their backs to the boys and this is how he answered the question about what he was going to do next. “BBBBriannnn, see that laaaady in the middddddle? Onnnn thhhhe otherrrr siddde offff her issss a holllle, aaaannnd ifff you lookkk betweeeeeeen herrrrrr legggggs you ccccaaannnn seeee that IIIIII ammmm ggggoinggg to puttttttt thissss balllllll iiinnnnn itttttt.”
The cell phone rang and one of the grandkids answered it. It was their mother calling to see how they were doing. She asked, “Brian, how are you guys and grandpa doing?”
Brian was only five years old and he said, “Grandpa took out the balls, and I ran to the ladies for some tees because he really needed them, and they gave them to him, just like that.”
She said, “Let me talk to Ryan now, baby, give him the phone and let me speak to him, okay!”
Ryan kept watching his grandfather as he was about to putt the ball and quickly got into the conversation with his mother and said, “SSSShhhhhhh, don’t talk mama, grandpa’s got his ball ready, and he said that if I look between the ladies legs, that’s where the hole where he is going to put his ball in, okay!”
When grandpa got back they handed him the phone and his daughter demanded he take the kids home right away.