I remembered once, I Think,
When a ring went down the sink,
And in a matter of a huff and a wink,
The drain pipe came off and I was a stink.
Finally I retrieve it,
But luck was against me I admit,
As I tried to lower the seat to sit,
I dropped the ring in the toilet where we shit.
A pair of gloves I put on,
When I heard the door bell go “Ding, Dong”,
It was a hairy beast called the mighty King Kong,
And he was wishing me a happy anniversary with a song.
My gloves did smell,
As I could see his nose tell,
That what was on my hands was not well,
So I ran inside to wash and guest what, I fell.
Soon after I got the ring out,
Washing it when I heard something loud,
My wife was at the door with bags and in a shout,
She asked, “What’s all that smell in your hands about.?”
My silver ring was now a colored gold,
My wife said,” It was not like that when sold!"
I answered,” Had it electroplated" and I was bold,
But she hit me on my head after I got a scold.
She sent me outside to have it cleaned,
Wanted me to wash it and me which was mean,
So I did it like I do my dog on the grass of green,
Using the water hose with neighbors watching I felt demeaned.
Came back inside to an anniversary meal,
She forced a kiss as my lips were mad and sealed,
But with a present for me a happy sensation I started to feel,
Until she said,” Can’t open it until the dog do, do comes off your heals."
A little humor here and I bet you had one senior moment very close to this one, come on, admit it. Well, read it and see what you think. If you did, you can tell me about it, or you can keep it to yourself, come on, read it, read it.