I Got a Raw Deal(Another Senior Moment)

I remembered once, I Think,
When a ring went down the sink,
And in a matter of a huff and a wink,
The drain pipe came off and I was a stink.

Finally I retrieve it,
But luck was against me I admit,
As I tried to lower the seat to sit,
I dropped the ring in the toilet where we shit.

A pair of gloves I put on,
When I heard the door bell go “Ding, Dong”,
It was a hairy beast called the mighty King Kong,
And he was wishing me a happy anniversary with a song.

My gloves did smell,
As I could see his nose tell,
That what was on my hands was not well,
So I ran inside to wash and guest what, I fell.

Soon after I got the ring out,
Washing it when I heard something loud,
My wife was at the door with bags and in a shout,
She asked, “What’s all that smell in your hands about.?”

My silver ring was now a colored gold,
My wife said,” It was not like that when sold!"
I answered,” Had it electroplated" and I was bold,
But she hit me on my head after I got a scold.

She sent me outside to have it cleaned,
Wanted me to wash it and me which was mean,
So I did it like I do my dog on the grass of green,
Using the water hose with neighbors watching I felt demeaned.

Came back inside to an anniversary meal,
She forced a kiss as my lips were mad and sealed,
But with a present for me a happy sensation I started to feel,
Until she said,” Can’t open it until the dog do, do comes off your heals."

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A little humor here and I bet you had one senior moment very close to this one, come on, admit it. Well, read it and see what you think. If you did, you can tell me about it, or you can keep it to yourself, come on, read it, read it.

Comments

  • wigs
    wigsabout 5 years ago

    i loved this it made me smile……lovely writing, I’m not sure I’ve had a senior moment not yet, but the other day I went into town to do some banking, picked up a salad for lunch… returned to my car…..as I was driving down the road I looked down at my bag and thought ’where’s my salad’…suddenly it dawned on me its on the roof of my car, I put it there whilst finding my keys, at that point a lady waved vividly at me pointing at my car….lucky for me its was still there surprisingly having been round a few corners….

  • oscarelizondo
    oscarelizondoabout 5 years ago

    Imagine writing this in a poem, priceless, it would paint pictures in our heads and with a little exaggeration of that salad on the roof, LOL. Well, thanks for sharing your yet to be senior moment, and I loved it too. I’m seeing a salad, shaking, trembling in fear, ha, ha, and then the head of the lettuce falling off, I better quite while I’m ahead. Thank you for your comment and for sharing your storr, it really makes me laugh.

  • loramae
    loramaeabout 5 years ago

    Ahahaha, what fun this was to read Oscar… Maybe one day I will tell you one of mine lol So glad to see a funloving ditty from you my friend ;O)

  • oscarelizondo
    oscarelizondoabout 5 years ago

    Thanks for stoping by so that I could share some old stories around the campfire, your turn to roast the marshmallows, hey, that was mind the one you ate LOL.

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