Ringgggggggggggg, ringggggggggggggggg, ringggggggggggggggggggggggggg,
Hello, this is Joe, who would you like to speak to?
To Oscar, well he doesn’t live here any more and he hasn’t changed his number yet.
You would like to leave a message with me, okay, I’ll write it down, wait a second.
Yes, I have a pencil and paper ready now so you may begin.
“Oscar, I need to talk to you about your winning lotto numbers, you may be a winner.”
Wowwwww, yes I got it, yes I got it, and you’ll call back in half an hour.
Oh, no problem, he should be coming in pretty soon.
What, oh, I know I said he moved and didn’t leave his number but, wait don’t hang up.
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, hello, buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, hello,buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, hellooooooo.
Ringggggggggggggggg, ringggggggggggggggggggg, ringggggggggggggggggggg
Hello, yes this is Oscar, what, you thought I wasn’t home, Oh I travel pretty fast.
I sound like the other person, oh no, he was just house sitting that’s all, now about the winning lotto’s tickets, can you repeat what you told him please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What, this is the IRS, and you want Oscar to pay how much???????
Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz Hello, Oscar are you still there Buzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ever wish you had moved before that telephone started ringing???