They tried to chop it down…the chainsaws quit working. They tried two-man saws…the teeth broke. They tried axes and the ax heads came off.
I remember the night you called me,
and told me that our love was done.
Since then I’ve been picking up pieces,
but all of the good ones are gone.
15. Iguana Radioactive Explosive Hot Atomic Pepper Sauce
16. Texas Pete Hot Sauce
17. Houlin’ Hot Cayenne Pepper Sauce
18. Habanero Hot Sauce from Hell
Mexican Brownies
Yields: 9 servings
Heat Factor: Medium
Go make some butterflies in the rain, before your dream seeking bro drives up insane.
The shutters are up and the house is dark.
Now we wait, wishing the storm would miss its mark.
The electricity will soon die out,
leaving us hot and sweaty without a doubt.