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this lady reminded me of the dwarf from don’t look now (most champion of films) and was quite weirding me out. she emerged from a church to the right and then just stood in the road. for ages.

probably waiting for the pub to open.
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  • Natalie Tyler
    Natalie Tylerabout 6 years ago

    I think you’ll find the correct term is dwarves …

  • Oddly you’ll find that fantasy freaks like ‘dwarves’ and grammar nazis prefer dwarfs, which fits with our (french based) pluralisation system more accurately, and please don’t refer me to the ‘internet’ to prove your case, because it’s full of the sort of people who think dwarfs exist.
    Being a part time grammar nazi I thought you would have known this.

    But thanks for just turning up to correct me.

    – onetonshadow

  • Mel Brackstone
    Mel Brackstoneabout 6 years ago

    She prolly just remembered that she’d neglected to give Father Reilly a pat on the arse….and was deciding whether to go back…

  • I think perhaps Reilly had given her a bit too much communion wine.

    – onetonshadow

  • Danny
    Dannyabout 6 years ago

    I think the proper term is “short arse”

  • Natalie Tyler
    Natalie Tylerabout 6 years ago

    Dwarfs/dwarves do exist. This is a topic close to my heart.
    Oh .. and it’s a lovely piece of work.

  • Scott Robinson
    Scott Robinsonabout 6 years ago

    She`s paid by the local council to provide depth to photos such as these.
    The lessor known art dwarf.

  • What a marvellous scheme. My council does piss all, except forget to take my bins away and give me parking tickets. Bastards.

    – onetonshadow

  • morningbri
    morningbriabout 6 years ago

    yeah this is a wonderful picture,
    im glad the lady was there, its looks good like that!

  • sjem ©
    sjem ©about 6 years ago

    I reckon she was trying to squeeze out her morning ‘salutation’. My two year old has to stop everything to do the same.

  • Oh god, shut up.

    – onetonshadow

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