onetonshadow
- Minister of Tees


0.25mm

Nat wrote this post about pinhole cameras yesterday. And it got me all agitated. It’s one of those things that, along with ‘washing’, has been on my list of things to do for years, and I’ve just never got around to it.

So last night, when the plates had been cleared and four empty wine bottles put carefully in the recycling bin, instead of talking to my missus, I sat down and made one.

Nat, my missus said thanks, sincerely. Slightly too sincerely.

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I can’t show you the pictures yet because I have only just made it, but that doesn’t really matter because they’ll be totally crap. I can’t wait.

  • Danny

    Danny

    I had a pinhole camera but all it did was take pictures of thread….

  • onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees
    replied

    That was a good try but it wasn’t funny, at least it wasn’t as funny as the ‘table in the lake’ line.
    5/10

  • peter

    peterworks here

    You set the bar high old bean … I think I should lend you a little baby girl for a few weeks to bring you back into the pack. But knowing you that wouldn’t slow you down … so maybe I should just harden up and start doing more … I got some new equipment over the weekend which may come in handy. Perhaps a little project in May is in order.

  • onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees
    replied

    She is in need of a napkin.
    I think that being busier than a low budget airline pilot for two years has meant all my creativity has turned into the sort of anger I occasionally direct at shop staff for no point. And recently I have decided that probably needs to change, although it means I barely sleep and drink more, so I’ll be dead by 40, but the shopkeepers will cheer.

  • Danny

    Danny

    I was joking, I over exposed everything and All I got was a thin line on the prints.
    Careful Pete’s posting kiddie shots.
    Rainbows and pets next.

  • Naf4d

    Naf4d

    Interesting, very interesting – even the images above are interesting.
    Will be interested in seeing some of the shots you take…..

    ....that’s a lot of interest!

  • Natalie Tyler

    Natalie Tylergiver of t-shirt love

    I was going to comment on this 5 hours ago. How time flies. I am intrigued by the foreign propaganda materials on your desk and even more so, the reasons behind why your desk is so tidy. Is everything ok?

  • onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees
    replied

    I swept all the crap on the floor so I could take the picture.

  • mgimagery

    mgimagery

    I could offer to process that for you but you’d forget and pay someone else loads to do it instead. So there.

  • onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees
    replied

    Ha. You bastard.
    No I will not forget this time. I certainly don’t want to pay for this because it will surely be a roll of utter crap.

  • sjem ©

    sjem ©

    Tidy work, I look forward to seeing some awful photos.

  • Haydn Williams

    Haydn Williams

    im glad im not the only one that has a house full of empty wine bottles and dirty washing!

    a stylish looking pinhole you have there, makes me want to give the lego pinhole that i had been telling myself i was going to make one day a go…

  • onetonshadow
    - Minister of Tees
    replied

    Woah, that medium format Lego camera is ace. Gotta make me one of those.

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