.....sang Billy Connolly on the theme tune to Supergran in 1985, well my Gran doesn’t have a flying bike, but she totally ripped it up at the esteemed Goodwood racecourse in a Lamborghini, a Ferrari and a Porker (not pictured, because they suck).
She clocked up 135mph on the straights, that’s 217kmh in new money.
She’s 90, in fact, she’s well into her 90s. And she makes awesome raspberry jam.
She has the lifeforce, and I have her haircut, so be my reckoning I’ll be powering a Bugatti Veyron round the M25 in another 62 years.


(My Gran is not called Beryl, in case the colloquialism escapes you)
sjem, 2 months ago
WTF are you serious ?
Your granny is freaking nutter/legend.
Was this for TopGear or has granny taken one too many happy pills and needed more thrills in her life ?
.... rdmn
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2 months ago
I am actually serious.
sjem, 2 months ago
Amazing.
Danny
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2 months ago
I’m impressed,
Jason Moses, 2 months ago
Coool. I’d drive the Porsche. I always think “Dulcie” first, but “Beryl” is awesome.
Danny
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2 months ago
But then again …..little brown dots impress me.
Can she do dough nuts?
sjem, 2 months ago
What the duck ?
Danny
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2 months ago
must be the pills
I’m seeing ducking double
Lucan Industri..., 2 months ago
I can’t see anything.
.... rdmn
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2 months ago
Oh my word, you are all considerably more insane than my Grandmother.
Mel Brackstone, 2 months ago
Love the tags :D Go granny!!!
Cathie Tranent
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2 months ago
I hope this was a birthday present!!
My great auntie is 96 and only sold her V8 Commodore after she had a stroke!!
Onya Gran!!
sjem, 2 months ago
we ar unsane
sjem, 2 months ago
quack
Danny
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2 months ago
moo
jumpy, 2 months ago
holy duck!!
Helen McLean, 2 months ago
Brilliant, go granny!!
jep983, 2 months ago
Awesome! Your granny rocks!
zacco, 2 months ago
lol super gran’s back .get her to sort out the chav’s in the world..
jemimalovesbigted, 2 months ago
Someone to aspire to a say! YeHa! work G’ma!
Ben Ryan
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2 months ago
so it’ll be a while yet before you’re as co-ordinated as gran?
.... rdmn
in reply to Ben Ryan’s comment,
2 months ago
We mature later in life.
Ben Ryan
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2 months ago
oh. That does explain many things.
.... rdmn
in reply to Ben Ryan’s comment,
2 months ago
Yes, give me another 30-40 years and I’ll start behaving in meetings.
berndt2, 2 months ago
Fantastic 8)) go, Granny, go!!
georgiegirl, about 1 month ago
Good on her!!! Who wouldn’t want to be racing around really fast like that?
Evangeline Than, 28 days ago
Ah, now there’s a role model to aspire to. Go, gran, go!