Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome. Mother Fucker Rainbow Dash is Awesome. Swagger of a Pegasus … ?
Wearing this shirt will increase your awesomosity by a minimum of 20% (yes, I used the 20% joke. Deal with it.).
(Warning: A large increase in awesomosity may cause the following. A sudden compulsion to eat cupcakes, the growing of wings from your rear-upper abdomen, competitiveness, and an increase in energy as well as increased agility. You may also feel the need to nap several times throughout the day, this is a normal side-effect of being awesome.) *Take in regular dosages indefinitely.
Also…this is the version for pale coloured shirts.