Blonde gag For Norma-Jean

A blonde calls her man friend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get started.”

Her man friend asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a rooster.”

Her man friend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster.”

He takes her hand and says, “Secondly, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea, and then,” he said with a deep sigh…. ……. It’s okay, Norma-Jean, “I LOVE YOU”

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“Let’s put all the Corn Flakes back in the box.” ?????????

Normaje 22/02/10

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Name Normaje, i live in Lockyer Valley, Australia..i am wanting to get better with my art and image work
so i can be friends with you all,they’ll walk along beside you, they’ll guide your steps along the way,and they’ll comfort, hold and protect you every night and day. They’ll hold your hand tightly, they’ll not ever let it go,
and they’ll gently lead you forward,
Normaje
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Comments

  • kevinmawson
    kevinmawsonalmost 5 years ago

    LMAO!!!!! Good one NormaJ!

    km.

  • That was written, when I was sixteen……….thank you

    – Norma-jean Morrison

  • Brenda Dow
    Brenda Dowalmost 5 years ago

    LOLOL Normajean…… you are one fantastic lady!!!!! Great story!!!!
    Jazzy

  • I was working on a farm, when someone took a liking to me, oh well I will share one day

    – Norma-jean Morrison

  • lcretyi
    lcretyialmost 5 years ago

    This certainly was worth while reading! This was great

  • Trenchtownrock
    Trenchtownrockalmost 5 years ago

    I am cracking up Norma..funny stuff.

  • Yeah one person thought I was pretty dumb, but he loved me………

    – Norma-jean Morrison

  • Pagly4u
    Pagly4ualmost 5 years ago

    OHHHH I am Blonde and LOVE the Blonde jokes this is tooo funny…….THAK YOU…Hugs..XX

  • Yes my good lady, and cute where I came from, long story, thank you

    – Norma-jean Morrison

  • Sally Omar
    Sally Omaralmost 5 years ago

    LMAO!!!!!! xoxoxox

  • As I said one time, it’s not over till this big woman sings, Thank you

    – Norma-jean Morrison

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