Cant believe your Cats got Bling too
Thats an interesting thing to do!
How could you be so cruel to your fat ole Tom?
Where on earth did you get that idea from?
All he wants is to skank in the grass
Catch Mice and Frogs and clean his Ass,
NOT wear a collar with Diamontes on
To look like Paris instead of plain ole Tom!
So give him a break and stoke up the pot belly
Dont bother to wash him he likes to be smelly
Save the bling is Toms real wish
While he has his eye on your new Gold Fish.
Fun rhyme based on me & my mate Trish having bling fetishes for our cats