Ghosts. They’re real. They’re mean. They’re HERE. And you can see them for yourself!"
SEE! Class 5 Free-Roaming Full Torso Vaporous Apparitions! SEE! Symmetrical Book-Stacking! SEE! $%@! that’ll turn you WHITE! More fun than the Tunguska Blast of 1909! You’ll have the SLIME of your afterlife! Be ready to believe us!