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Castle Vania is the world’s largest and least visited recreational resort. Located approximately 34 km southwest of Bucharest, Romania, the resort covers an area of 121.7 square kilometers and includes four theme parks, two water parks, five campgrounds, and legions of the undead.

Its most famous rides include Mr. Death’s Wild Ride, Slash Mountain, Succubi of the Caribbean, The Twilight Zone Clock Tower of Terror, and It’s a Scary World. The Cannibal Bear Jamboree was closed in 2010 to make way for Vlad’s Laugh Floor.

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castle vania, castlevania, dracula, simon belmont, trevor belmont, romania, bucharest, walt disney, walt disney world, animation, vlad tepes, vlad the impaler, pirates of the caribbean, space mountain, splash mountain, video games, nintendo, alucard, 8 bit, 8bit, humor, parody, castle, vampire, vampires, vampire killer

Comments

  • DREWWISE
    DREWWISEover 2 years ago

    Great!

  • inkDrop
    inkDropabout 2 years ago

    Recently I started playing NES emulators and the game CastleVania and is has most scary pixel ever, even after more than 20 years!

    Nice One!!!

  • When I was a kid, I couldn’t even watch the first game b/c the first stage scared me so bad!

    – ninjaink

  • mogwaii
    mogwaiiover 1 year ago

    i like it but the font isnt quite right.

  • siriuslypadfoot
    siriuslypadfootover 1 year ago

    i love this!

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