In an unfriendly bar near Black Canyon A cowboy informed his companion…
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Lying wounded and prone ‘neath the stars…
When maidens’ breasts you shine upon…
Amazing bum! (Could definitely excite)...
A leaflet came through my door today…
Shag me in the moonlight, Mr Johnson,Worry not where thou hast parked thy bike…
Bang, bang, bang, ping, bang, Argggh!
There once was a sad Indian,Who blubbered like hell to his Gran…
An Indian chief called Stiff Breezy In a wigwam had breakfasts quite greasy…