You’re killing me here, slayed, flayed, fillayed, to paraphrase Calvin and Hobbes, “how can I possibly start my day without girding my loins with funny cartoon clothing???”
Well, if you only have to have half, get the half without the s@#t all over it…that would be the better half of the halfs. halves. haf (S). Then I won’t even half to re-do the bad haf at all! :)
She is finally ready for some slap happy fun. Poor woman needed so much work, she could have been on an episode of Nip Tuck. tuc. tux. tats…ooh that’s what she needs! :)
Oh, that’s a great idea! T shirts with tattoos! OK, here’s a million dollar idea I’ll share with you: you know how people pay extra for jeans and shirts that look like they’ve been worn 10 years, well next level of that – clothes that look like you’ve spilled food on them! Could have whole catagories of spills based on restaurant varieties, Italian meat sauce stains with matching jeans, or Chinese Duck Chow Noodles all down the front, steak sauce splatter polo shirt with coordinated mashed potato and gravey in the lap chinos, shirts with an entire deluxe pizza pressed on the front, like a wood block print, Even better, clothing that looks like you’ve been shot and bleeding, or stabbed 20, 30 times in the chest, or the best of all, a detailed illustration that looks like a velociraptor took a big bite out of your stomach,,,,,, I’m going to lie down now…
I like the food stains idea, matching shirts and pants…it would be like Garanimals for adults! :) You could even mix it up and were the Italian with the Chinese, go wild!
Pat Lucas
LOL!!! ...and smile while you do it! Nice one Jen
Jen Cannella
Oh, but of course Pat!! :)
Harald Gick
Fabulous! :-)))
Jen Cannella replied
Ha, thanks Harald! :)
Rich Gale
Great stuff, well done.
Jen Cannella replied
Thank you…and for the visit Rich!
clickychick
hehehe, this is brilliant!!
Jen Cannella replied
Thank you…and for the visit Sarah!
Heyman Dude
I’m a huge fan of the modernized 50’s art. why should our mom’s and dad’s have all the fun?
Jen Cannella replied
Ah, the good old days when you could still spank the children!!!
Heyman Dude
and “duck and cover” was a good way to stay safe from The Bomb
Jen Cannella replied
Yes indeed!
JudyBJ
:)))))) well done !
Jen Cannella replied
Thanks Judy!
hellmelon
hahaha!
Jen Cannella replied
Thanks for the ha’s flowerdudlehell melonhead (wow that’s a long name you have)! :)
hellmelon
Ha..yes it is…you can call me Mel if you like :-P
whoiam
Am likin’ your work more and more and more, Jen!! If I were rich you’d be able to retire now (which would be a shame).
Jen Cannella replied
Wow thanks…well I could quit ONE job at least!! :)
Cimmerrian
lol…too funny !
Jen Cannella replied
Thank you Cimm! :)
Steve Harvey
lmao-excellent!
Jen Cannella replied
Thank you Steve!
Jakki O
hilariass!
Jen Cannella replied
Thank you JakkiO!
syd baker
You’re killing me here, slayed, flayed, fillayed, to paraphrase Calvin and Hobbes, “how can I possibly start my day without girding my loins with funny cartoon clothing???”
Jen Cannella replied
Wow, I just looked at this…I need to do some fixin’ around her head!! How’d I miss all that…this has been up a long time too! I’m a Stupidhead!! :/
And YES, you should always gird your loins with my clothes…not this one though, till I fix it! :)
syd baker
OK, but I kind of have to have this one too, so let me know! have to half. haf to have . half to haff
Jen Cannella replied
Well, if you only have to have half, get the half without the s@#t all over it…that would be the better half of the halfs. halves. haf (S). Then I won’t even half to re-do the bad haf at all! :)
syd baker
the top half of half is “ha” the bottom half is “laff”, so while you fix the ha, I’ll enjoy the laff.
Jen Cannella replied
She is finally ready for some slap happy fun. Poor woman needed so much work, she could have been on an episode of Nip Tuck. tuc. tux. tats…ooh that’s what she needs! :)
Ooooohweeee…my brain hurts!
syd baker
Oh, that’s a great idea! T shirts with tattoos! OK, here’s a million dollar idea I’ll share with you: you know how people pay extra for jeans and shirts that look like they’ve been worn 10 years, well next level of that – clothes that look like you’ve spilled food on them! Could have whole catagories of spills based on restaurant varieties, Italian meat sauce stains with matching jeans, or Chinese Duck Chow Noodles all down the front, steak sauce splatter polo shirt with coordinated mashed potato and gravey in the lap chinos, shirts with an entire deluxe pizza pressed on the front, like a wood block print,
Even better, clothing that looks like you’ve been shot and bleeding, or stabbed 20, 30 times in the chest, or the best of all, a detailed illustration that looks like a velociraptor took a big bite out of your stomach,,,,,, I’m going to lie down now…
Jen Cannella
I like the food stains idea, matching shirts and pants…it would be like Garanimals for adults! :) You could even mix it up and were the Italian with the Chinese, go wild!
syd baker
Hey Jen, Here Goes:

Jen Cannella replied
Better try again Syd!
syd baker
Ahem:

Jen Cannella replied
I had total faith in you!