Humorous Birthday

Diane Babcock
Author: Diane Babcock
Word Count: 95
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Humorous Birthday

Humorous birthday poem for a man

We’re glad that you were born dear
But we’re really not sure when
You see we have this theory
And we’ve put our thoughts to pen
...
We think a lofty wizard
Was looking for his wand
And came upon a maiden fair
Enchanted by her charm
...
He whispered hocus-pocus
He moved in wizard ways
He said the magic words and POOF!
You started your birthdays
...
Of course it’s just a theory
For you to be so fawned
The question that we ask you is
“Where did you get that wand?”

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