Call it Blank, call it Prose,
to me it’s Scrawling with thy toes.
Such Pompous Script, should I say less?
when Forced to read this Clumsy Mess.
You think you’re Cultured, slightly Chic,
Alas you’re just a Vulgar Freak.
Penning away without any thought,
is this the way that you were taught?
Perhaps it’s me, Perhaps i’m wrong,
to cast aspersions about thy Song.
Expressed it is, but oh so Poorly,
it’s not just me who sees this surely?
Scold me not for Dearth of Tact,
for I am Fair and that’s a Fact.
Just save this Nonsense for thyself,
or out of reach upon a Shelf.
Give up the Ghost, try to Paint,
Photograph, the Canvas Taint.
Compose some Music, Play the Flute,
Direct a Film, learn to Shoot.
Anything else, besides such trash,
this Banal assault, this Verbal Rash.
Thus spare me from thy Vapid Dribble,
which no Doubt took all Day to Scribble.
(Copyright (©) 2008. All rights reserved)
Davina, 4 months ago
hahaha! I so adore your style and subject. Thank you for being here.
Max Gatrell in reply to Davina’s comment, 4 months ago
Thanks for being the first to a leave a comment ;)
M
Kristine Johnson, 4 months ago
I like this.
Max Gatrell in reply to Kristine Johnson’s comment, 4 months ago
I’m so glad, thanks for taking the time to read it.
M
JenniferB, 3 months ago
hahaha, no, I hadn’t seen this one before, very up-front and sarcastically wonderful Max… in saying this, however, a little something has come to my attention, you see, whilst you are toting your praises about my… erm…
crappoetry, you have not added a single one of my little poems or muses to your favorites! FUCK FEATURES! And although I’d be the last to say that I’m highly prolific or profound in the literary sense, I WILL defend my shit ‘till enema, colonic irrigation or death, which ever may come first!!! :-PJenniferB, 3 months ago
do us part!!! :-)
Max Gatrell in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago
Are you serious, I haven’t favourited any of your poetry? that can’t be. I will have to recity that forthwith. My apologies Jen, I am utterly embarrassed :(
M
JenniferB, 3 months ago
DEADLY serious! Oh pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese… don’t patronise me by adding it now! I’m afraid the damage has been done! sob… splutter… sob… My heart, soul, reputation and virginity have all been broken by you!
Max Gatrell in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago
You just had to say ‘splutter’ (lol) sounds so much like spirt.
Money Shots! see what you’ve started?
M
JenniferB, 3 months ago
True???? After all we’ve been through? All the cyber chat? Then delete it Dear Maxy, for tis YOUR bubble page.
JenniferB, 3 months ago
Then I want you to delete it, it’s not my intention to offend you or anybody else. pleeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase. :-( pour mois?
Max Gatrell in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago
Ne pas pour toi cherie ;)
M
JenniferB, 3 months ago
Read my b mail.
Max Gatrell in reply to JenniferB’s comment, 3 months ago
All deleted now, let us never speak of it again lol
M
JenniferB, 3 months ago
;-)
okay, I agree – only there is one last b’mail that I’ve sent prior to reading your comment, lol.
Laurie McClave, 3 months ago
ahhh yes truth hurts
Max Gatrell in reply to Laurie McClave’s comment, 3 months ago
I don’t know how true these words are, to be honest I was just having fun…best way to create I think ;)
M