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Creative Puns

Creative puns for smart minds

1. The roundest knight at King Arthurs Round Table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated in an algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. The butcher b acked into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.

6. No matter how much you push the envelope, itll still be stationery.

7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, You stay here, I’ll go on a head.

14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said, Keep off the Grass.

16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was, a nurse said, No change yet.

17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.

19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

20. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

21 A backward poet writes inverse.

22. In a democracy, its your vote that counts. In feudalism, its your count that votes.

23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.

24. Dont join dangerous cults, practice safe sects!

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Comments

  • Nascha
    Naschaover 5 years ago

    LMAO XXX

  • CLiPiCs
    CLiPiCsover 5 years ago

    8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

    Fabulously funny

    they all are but that got me in particular

    Love ‘N’ Laughter Kriss

  • sandra22
    sandra22over 5 years ago

    Steve….so hohoho, where do you come up with them…?
    Cheers gorgeous
    sandra xx

  • raymondoantonio
    raymondoantonioover 5 years ago

    FUCKING BRILLIANT!!! BRAVO!!

  • Rebeladdict
    Rebeladdictover 5 years ago

    This is so clever!! I loved reading these……Very creative indeed… :)

  • izzybeth
    izzybethover 5 years ago

    love these

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