The Trouble with my tree

nazboo
Author: nazboo
Word Count: 117
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The Trouble with my tree

The Trouble with my tree belongs to the following groups:

Everyday Life

FAMILY TREES.
My tree is full of nuts, what about yours? Oh! Good.
I traced my fathers ancestry to a very interesting name in a tribe of vicious African soldiers who had a habit of eating the extra POWs. Yeeeeeep!!
This is the Doe tribe in coast region in Tanzania. Don’ worry we are not carnibals any more. TRUE.
Back to the big man’s name. He was called Mtogola-Takokulu which means.
’ The adorer of a big arse’ . You don’ get such names nowadays.
Do you think i should add it on my birth certificate?!
May all our ancestors rest in peace.

Whatever it’s, Is in the blood. Mine is on ’ a big rear bumper.

  • Yool

    Yool

    That is to funny…...lol !!!!!

  • barnsis

    barnsis

    How funny, however I must tell you that Julies great great grandfather was the captain of a slave ship, not a family tree for us to be proud of.

  • BarbL

    BarbL

    Love it, Naz…..don’t we all have something to be proud of as a gift from our ancestors? One of my ancestors shot Aaron Burr and another was burned at the stake in Salem, MA…..only proved a few years back to be NOT a witch…..despite proof that I’ve inherited witchy traits!!

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ancestry, arse, family, trees and tribe