Naylor

I LOVE to laugh and whenever I come across something in the paper or in a book that makes me laugh I try to copy it down or cut it out and put it somewhere that I will come across it again in the future and have another laugh !!!! Well I found this tucked in my poetry folder and thought I would share it with you all …...... its from the local paper that is put out every week…...

Ever wonder…

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can’t put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery” ?
Why is “abbreviated” such a long word?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn’t there mouse flavored cat food?
When dog food is NEW and Improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didnt’ Noah swat those two masquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!!!!
Why dont’ sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) just had to share a laugh !!!