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Whiskey Bottle and a 45 by najeroux
Style: T-Shirt
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T-Shirt

T-Shirt sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 43cm 72cm   17" 28.5"
M 49cm 73cm   19.5" 29"
L 54.5cm 76cm   21.5" 30"
XL 59cm 80cm   23" 31.5"
2XL 63.5cm 81.5cm   25" 32"
3XL 69cm 81.5cm   27" 32"

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Organic T-Shirt

Organic T-Shirt sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 46cm 72cm   18" 28.5"
M 51cm 75cm   20" 29.5"
L 56cm 77cm   22" 30.5"
XL 61cm 80cm   24" 31.5"
2XL 66cm 82cm   26" 32.5"

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Girly Fit

Girly Fit sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 35.5cm 65cm   14" 25.5"
M 39.5cm 64cm   15.5" 25.5"
L 45cm 68.5cm   18" 27"
XL 46cm 68.5cm   18" 27"
2XL 51cm 72.5cm   20" 28.5"

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Organic Girly Fit

Organic Girly Fit sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 39cm 64cm   15.5" 26"
M 42cm 66cm   16.5" 26"
L 45cm 68cm   18" 27"
XL 48cm 69cm   19" 27.5"
2XL 51cm 71cm   20.5" 28"

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V-Neck

V-Neck sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
XS 39cm 66cm   15.5" 26"
S 45.5cm 70cm   18" 27.5"
M 48cm 74cm   19" 29"
L 54.5cm 76cm   21.5" 30"
XL 58cm 79cm   23" 31"

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Baseball ¾ Sleeve

Baseball ¾ Sleeve sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
XS 41cm 63cm   16" 25"
S 45cm 66cm   18" 26"
M 50cm 68cm   20" 27"
L 55cm 71cm   22" 28"
XL 60cm 73cm   24" 29"

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Long Sleeve

Long Sleeve sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 43cm 71cm   17" 28"
M 49.5cm 75cm   19.5" 29.5"
L 54.5cm 79cm   21.5" 31"
XL 58cm 81.5cm   23" 32"
2XL 58cm 82.5cm   25" 32.5"

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Hoodie (Pullover)

Hoodie (Pullover) sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 46cm 67cm   18" 26.5"
M 51cm 71cm   20" 28"
L 56cm 74cm   22" 29"
XL 61cm 76cm   24" 30"
2XL 66cm 80cm   26" 31.5"

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Hoodie (Zipper)

Hoodie (Zipper) sizing Diagram
Size Chest
(cm)
Front Body
Length
(cm)
  Chest
(inches)
Front Body
Length
(inches)
S 46cm 59cm   18" 23.5"
M 51cm 62cm   20" 24.5"
L 57cm 64cm   22" 25.5"
XL 62cm 67cm   24" 26.5"
2XL 67cm 70cm   26" 27.5"
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Whiskey Bottle and a 45 by 


At the insistence of Sjem (Damn your nagging woman!) I am here for one night only (Try the steak) and revealing myself momentarily for the benefit of Natalie Tyler. I won’t be doing any price hikes Miss Tyler. Tis for your visual pleasure only. Enjoy and I’ll see you all when the weather warms up.

Snog Snog

najeroux


Lost souls, you and I.
My dear.
Whiskey bottle and a 45,
My dear.
We’re on a roll, suitcase and cellophane.
My dear.
Whiskey bottle and a 45,
Satisfies my dear.
And someone’s whispering, into my ear.
Asking softly, what do
you fear today, God?
In faithless times, I know your hate.
I’ve seen your crime, felt your cruelty.
In the bubble gum years.

Gomez – Bubble Gum Years (Do yourself a favour, find the track and listen intently)

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bottle, boots, stomping, sjem, whiskey, 45, najeroux, revealyourself, wheres_the_tutu, natalie_tyler, fuck_its_cold, slam_the_snooze_button

Pataphysicist, sea urchin, quaffer of decanted spirits and heavy-weight alchemist.

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Comments

  • Jacqueline Gwynne
    Jacqueline Gwynneover 4 years ago

    Love those boots! Are they yours?

  • Cathie Tranent
    Cathie Tranentover 4 years ago

    Kudos. That leather looks so real I can almost smell it.

    I was just about to ask if your nap was over.

  • sjem ©
    sjem ©over 4 years ago

    Ah HA – this would be one of your finest stomping boots I’d wager. This would print spectacularly LARGE on a tee.

  • sjem ©
    sjem ©over 4 years ago

    What’s this business about a nagging woman ?

  • Natalie Tyler
    Natalie Tylerover 4 years ago

    Now this is one classy tee. I feel very honoured :)
    Thank you najeroux – I’ll let you return to your hibernation now …

  • Scott Robinson
    Scott Robinsonover 4 years ago

    I like this, you turn up from hibernation, stomp on our collective heads with this T-design, then go back to sleep.
    Looks great on Forest. Well done

  • jemimalovesbigted
    jemimalovesbigtedover 4 years ago

    cooel! dig the boot, dig it on a tee. did you get my mail?

  • Danny
    Dannyover 4 years ago

    This would look cute with higher heels
    ummm…. no it wouldn’t