I spent half a night, most of a bottle of vodka and most of my favorite graph pen to bring you this… thing…
I’m also posthumously dedicating it to Danny, who shunned my affections toward him and eloped with Mr. Ping Pong Letterbox. I hope your pina colada has spray adhesive in it.
I am prepared to take you back if you are trouserless.
Lady P models this fine piece whilst trying to take back Bollywood…
This is me and the midget exhibiting this piece of wank