it is not furnished with documents
it doesn’t cum with a warranty
when first touched it cries a single teardrop
then explodes into only
one guarantee
that it will go wherever directed
no, it doesn’t always cum with instructions
but, it does work with manual handling
expect it to spew out some info
expect it from the man even if he remains invisible
expect it to go mile for mile with only a few inches
expect it to paint thinking itself an artist
as predicted
it often has a mind of its own.
deliriousgirl, 2 months ago
expect it to spew out some info
hey, can it please tell me the weather forecast for next Tuesday?
mychaelalchemy in reply to deliriousgirl’s comment, 2 months ago
sticky wet and humid :))
TeriLee, 2 months ago
HA!! Your too cool! :)
Marny Barnes, 2 months ago
Submit this to the blue room group, Helen will love it!
mychaelalchemy in reply to TeriLee’s comment, 2 months ago
thank you, Teri—haha, yeah, but I’d rather be HOT again,lol…
mychaelalchemy in reply to Marny Barnes’s comment, 2 months ago
thank you, Marny, I just joined that group on your recommendation
deliriousgirl, 2 months ago
Heyyyyyyy, I just joined that place today. I’m going through my porn . . . errrrrrrrr . . . erotica files now.
deliriousgirl, 2 months ago
And heyyyyyyyyy again! I called you hot the other day!
mychaelalchemy in reply to deliriousgirl’s comment, 2 months ago
yeah, need to check more for groups
mychaelalchemy in reply to deliriousgirl’s comment, 2 months ago
I’m feeling only a little lukewarm these days,lol
LittleHelen, 2 months ago
Hahahaha….very good ;)
ellamental, 2 months ago
paint itself,another thing i have to watch
mychaelalchemy in reply to LittleHelen’s comment, 2 months ago
lol..thanks you
mychaelalchemy in reply to ellamental’s comment, 2 months ago
lol, yeah, it’s pallete is limited to a few colors
ellamental, 2 months ago
red white and…....pink???
mychaelalchemy in reply to ellamental’s comment, 2 months ago
I was thinking white, yellow and clear…
missvaginahead, 2 months ago
i think he should meet miss vagina head!!
mychaelalchemy in reply to missvaginahead’s comment, 2 months ago
ok, they would make a lovely couple
Sarah Lombart, 2 months ago
o_° it doesn’t always cum without instructions
So true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, it/he made me smile… :-D
mychaelalchemy in reply to Sarah Lombart’s comment, 2 months ago
making someone smile is a good thing :))
Di Dowsett, 2 months ago
made me chuckle…..very true! like it. :o)
xx
mychaelalchemy in reply to Di Dowsett’s comment, 2 months ago
thank you—I chuckled writing it
ltruskett, 2 months ago
Well written mychael….......very funny….......very true.
mychaelalchemy in reply to ltruskett’s comment, 2 months ago
um,ol, I know about such things, I own one
ltruskett, 2 months ago
I thought so.
mychaelalchemy in reply to ltruskett’s comment, 2 months ago
haha,lots good it does me…it has about all disappeared of late…the only use it gets is taking a piss….
ltruskett, 2 months ago
That’s life. Join the club…...............
mychaelalchemy in reply to ltruskett’s comment, 2 months ago
the club, but you are married, no?
ltruskett, 2 months ago
Yes, have a guess as to what Menopause does to you…............!!!
mychaelalchemy in reply to ltruskett’s comment, 2 months ago
oh, I do know all about that..my ex-wife went through it and lost all desire whatsoever