COCK

mychaelalchemy
Author: mychaelalchemy
Word Count: 95
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COCK

COCK belongs to the following groups:

Blue Room and The Sensual Word

it is not furnished with documents
it doesn’t cum with a warranty
when first touched it cries a single teardrop
then explodes into only
one guarantee
that it will go wherever directed

no, it doesn’t always cum with instructions
but, it does work with manual handling
expect it to spew out some info
expect it from the man even if he remains invisible
expect it to go mile for mile with only a few inches
expect it to paint thinking itself an artist
as predicted
it often has a mind of its own.

  • deliriousgirl

    deliriousgirl

    expect it to spew out some info

    hey, can it please tell me the weather forecast for next Tuesday?

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    sticky wet and humid :))

  • TeriLee

    TeriLee

    HA!! Your too cool! :)

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    thank you, Teri—haha, yeah, but I’d rather be HOT again,lol…

  • Marny Barnes

    Marny Barnes

    Submit this to the blue room group, Helen will love it!

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    thank you, Marny, I just joined that group on your recommendation

  • deliriousgirl

    deliriousgirl

    Heyyyyyyy, I just joined that place today. I’m going through my porn . . . errrrrrrrr . . . erotica files now.

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    yeah, need to check more for groups

  • deliriousgirl

    deliriousgirl

    And heyyyyyyyyy again! I called you hot the other day!

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    I’m feeling only a little lukewarm these days,lol

  • LittleHelen

    LittleHelen

    Hahahaha….very good ;)

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    lol..thanks you

  • ellamental

    ellamental

    paint itself,another thing i have to watch

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    lol, yeah, it’s pallete is limited to a few colors

  • ellamental

    ellamental

    red white and…....pink???

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    I was thinking white, yellow and clear…

  • missvaginahead

    missvaginahead

    i think he should meet miss vagina head!!

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    ok, they would make a lovely couple

  • Sarah  Lombart

    Sarah Lombart

    o_° it doesn’t always cum without instructions
    So true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    BTW, it/he made me smile… :-D

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    making someone smile is a good thing :))

  • Di Dowsett

    Di Dowsett

    made me chuckle…..very true! like it. :o)
    xx

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    thank you—I chuckled writing it

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett

    Well written mychael….......very funny….......very true.

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    um,ol, I know about such things, I own one

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett

    I thought so.

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    haha,lots good it does me…it has about all disappeared of late…the only use it gets is taking a piss….

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett

    That’s life. Join the club…...............

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    the club, but you are married, no?

  • ltruskett

    ltruskett

    Yes, have a guess as to what Menopause does to you…............!!!

  • mychaelalchemy replied

    oh, I do know all about that..my ex-wife went through it and lost all desire whatsoever

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