it is not furnished with documents
it doesn’t cum with a warranty
when first touched it cries a single teardrop
then explodes into only
one guarantee
that it will go wherever directed
no, it doesn’t always cum with instructions
but, it does work with manual handling
expect it to spew out some info
expect it from the man even if he remains invisible
expect it to go mile for mile with only a few inches
expect it to paint thinking itself an artist
as predicted
it often has a mind of its own.
deliriousgirl
expect it to spew out some info
hey, can it please tell me the weather forecast for next Tuesday?
mychaelalchemy replied
sticky wet and humid :))
TeriLee
HA!! Your too cool! :)
mychaelalchemy replied
thank you, Teri—haha, yeah, but I’d rather be HOT again,lol…
Marny Barnes
Submit this to the blue room group, Helen will love it!
mychaelalchemy replied
thank you, Marny, I just joined that group on your recommendation
deliriousgirl
Heyyyyyyy, I just joined that place today. I’m going through my porn . . . errrrrrrrr . . . erotica files now.
mychaelalchemy replied
yeah, need to check more for groups
deliriousgirl
And heyyyyyyyyy again! I called you hot the other day!
mychaelalchemy replied
I’m feeling only a little lukewarm these days,lol
LittleHelen
Hahahaha….very good ;)
mychaelalchemy replied
lol..thanks you
ellamental
paint itself,another thing i have to watch
mychaelalchemy replied
lol, yeah, it’s pallete is limited to a few colors
ellamental
red white and…....pink???
mychaelalchemy replied
I was thinking white, yellow and clear…
missvaginahead
i think he should meet miss vagina head!!
mychaelalchemy replied
ok, they would make a lovely couple
Sarah Lombart
o_° it doesn’t always cum without instructions
So true!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BTW, it/he made me smile… :-D
mychaelalchemy replied
making someone smile is a good thing :))
Di Dowsett
made me chuckle…..very true! like it. :o)
xx
mychaelalchemy replied
thank you—I chuckled writing it
ltruskett
Well written mychael….......very funny….......very true.
mychaelalchemy replied
um,ol, I know about such things, I own one
ltruskett
I thought so.
mychaelalchemy replied
haha,lots good it does me…it has about all disappeared of late…the only use it gets is taking a piss….
ltruskett
That’s life. Join the club…...............
mychaelalchemy replied
the club, but you are married, no?
ltruskett
Yes, have a guess as to what Menopause does to you…............!!!
mychaelalchemy replied
oh, I do know all about that..my ex-wife went through it and lost all desire whatsoever