see if lions dont stick their tongues to the ground they build up too much static charge in their fur and they explode.
so each night they come down to the streams to discharge their electicity.
this is a known fact amongst the snow-peoples of the kalahari
See, if horses dont have the knees they use then theyd be given someone elses. it stands to reason and reason usually stands on its own knees and isnt inclined to hand out knees willy-nilly. So horses use their own knees which are decidedly dodgy but at least they are their own, and not leased to be taken away at some unforsoon technical difficulty.
and if you look carefully you will see that snakes have tiny little sneakers on.
the sneakers hide their feet which is why its assumed they didnt have any.
see?
See?
random nonsense . i like that type of thing.
too much Goon Show.
midzing, 4 months ago
LOL….. my kind of humour,,,, well done… love it Mr Teeth!!!
flower68, 4 months ago
Ur on fire tonight.Is there more ? cos I’m really enjoying the read :-)
MuscularTeeth
in reply to midzing’s comment,
4 months ago
i am sloooooowly making a video for an entire goon show episode. 30mins.
so whatever they say ill try and put a visual equivelent in.. but its hard going..
fleur14, 4 months ago
aha. that explains alot. thanks
clone42, 4 months ago
My two favorite words – Fuck yeah.
Juilee P Pryor, 4 months ago
I sea. you sea. icy. juicy . U see. I see. I C U C. mmmm I’m going to go to bed now and dream of snakes with tiny teeny little sneakers on. nice bit of rambling. I like it.
MuscularTeeth
in reply to Juilee P Pryor’s comment,
4 months ago
the women snakes sometimes wear ballarina shoes.
they look cute that way.
Juilee P Pryor, 4 months ago
ha ha if they are wearing ballerina shoes then they would be lady snakes.
ginnymac, 4 months ago
oh I must draw a snake with sneakers on ,I fancy yellow.
I found my Goon Show scripts book there is an episode piece on Teeth but can’t find Muscular Teeth mentioned.
pinkyjain, 4 months ago
LOL, Love your mind Mr. Teeth, you are brilliant
bites, 4 months ago
Mt you been smoking again? your so entertaining : )
MuscularTeeth
in reply to bites’s comment,
4 months ago
umm…always….for the last 10 years
:)
Shane Huckaby, 4 months ago
LOL! 4:20 DUDE!
macmichael, 4 months ago
ahha, that could explain the high demand on sneakers these days. Hence the ridicioulous prizes. Can’t snakes just go around wearing flip flops?
Jessica Tremp, 4 months ago
haha, love it!!! especially the snakes
stevegrig, 2 months ago
but your forgetting that centipedes stole the knees from the worms. Of course the worms weren’t using them because they didn’t have the shipment of legs in yet. But there wasn’t any point because they didn’t have the hands to write the signatures to sign for the shipment in the 1st place. But such is the arrogance of worms.
MuscularTeeth
in reply to stevegrig’s comment,
2 months ago
heeeeeeeeey STEVIE !!!!