Ode to a indescribable object

MuscularTeeth
Author: MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler
Word Count: 181
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Ode to a indescribable object

i like it.

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O thou,
that siteth next to the photocopier, but not the one you use often, the other one.
It layeth there, to the right of the small rafia-work made from leadlight and feathers.
Not the rafia-work of a minimalistic nature, no -
a vulgar thing of flutework and hints of that corner with the wallpaper peeling from its inner soul. That type of rafia that cuts your fingers from its sharpened edge, but looks to be all innocence and candy.
See it sparkle so! it glitters from the reflections of the yellow diode with the wires. The blue wires are not as long as the red ones so it curvesdownards, the red being pulled by the blue.
the diode winks and the hew on Its surface winks in reply. Not a good reply, but a general one, one with badges.
There it stays, opposite the piping with the silver sheen and moist u-bends of lint.
Above it, nothing of note, below; a long pole so it may stand upright should it wish to.

Yet it remains out of Reach.

  • John Segon-Fisher,  RPA

    John Segon-Fis...

    Maybe crazy but brilliant writing nevertheless.

  • flamingalah

    flamingalah

    Indescribably good.

  • bites

    bites

    That type of rafia that cuts your fings from its sharpened edge, but looks to be all innocence and candy.
    Awsome!

  • MuscularTeeth

    MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler

    its meant to be fingers but i typed too fast.
    :)

  • Stephen Mitchell

    Stephen Mitchell

    Not a good reply, but a general one, one with badges.
    Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. What are you smoking? I want some!

  • Leoni Venter

    Leoni Venter

    In a weird, unfathomable kind of way, I understand this. It’s the verbal equivalent of a Salvador Dali painting.

  • reflector

    reflector

    You are seriously trippin’ man ! Shakespeare for the technological age ? Very funny stuff !

  • Naomi Downie

    Naomi Downie

    funny office musings I really like this ode to the photocopier, unused and out of reach but you
    can it is potiential for greatness…love it

  • Jen Cannella

    Jen Cannella

    How you managed to make something liker rafia sound so beautiful, is beyond me! Fantastic!

  • MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler replied

    thanks a heap Jen, i truly was blessed whilst writing this. shows that sometimes a few glasses of red fires the brain up no end.

  • Andrew Price

    Andrew Price

    Yep, Bonkers but good

  • MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler replied

    haha ! told ya
    :)

  • Sharon Perrett

    Sharon Perrett

    LOL, I can fully relate to this, great stuff Mr T

  • MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler replied

    thanks sharon !

  • Wendy Adele Williams

    Wendy Adele Wi...

    Arggghhhh, love it!!

  • MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler replied

    haha thanks for reading it ! i love it too.

  • georgiegirl

    georgiegirl

    totally cool ;D

  • MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler replied

    totally thanks.
    :)

  • Sharon Mau

    Sharon Mau

    I like it too.

  • Karin  Taylor

    Karin Taylorcommunity helper

    now i really enjoyed this MT, i read it not once, but twice!
    it’s so good!!! I know you’ll never tell me what the indescribable object is, but i’ll have fun forever guessing at it ;)

  • MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler replied

    thanks a lot KT, i thoroughly enjoy writing !
    check some of my other weird stuff too.

  • Anthony R. Plastino III

    Anthony R. Pla...

    What an interesting treatise. I thoroughly enjoy the twists in this and how one description blends so well with the next. Wonderful work.

  • MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler replied

    thank you kind sir.

  • Tania Rose

    Tania Rose

    i thought you said you didn’t do poetry?

  • MuscularTeethVoted Most Helpful Bubbler replied

    this is the antithesis to poetry.

  • RVRFNX

    RVRFNX

    Oh my god lmfao. I love this type of humour – to no end. Great writing :D! I’d love to see a ridiculous argument between two inanimate objects some day :p

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