MuscularTeeth

Carefully he adjusted his tie in the mirror.
Smooth jawline, clean-shaved back at him.
The curl of lips.
Tie done. Hands smooth down the jacket.
A quick all over with the eyes – immaculat…

I float here in my suit, and the important gauge reads a tank 40 percent full of air.

My knowledge was boundless within the cage of what it knew.

Suzy liked Bobby
but Bobby was an apple
Her parents told her to just eat it and forget about it.
but she was strong willed and in love and so eloped with her dashing apple to the high hills …

mr twovey in the office block held the award for nicest chap in the accountancy department. his ability to eat soup with a spoon was unsurpassed in the building community including the contract…

O thou,
that siteth next to the photocopier, but not the one you use often, the other one

Not long ago there was a man who almost lived in his shed.

Day and night he worked in his back shed until finally, through sheer determination, skill, luck and perseverance he managed to cre…

He ducked and the whine of the bullet whizzed over his head and thudded dully into the cement wall behind him.

Frantically clawing earth from underneath him in an attempt to crawl into the e…

YEEEAAAAHHHHGHGH !!
Good GOD ! its ALIENS !!
AARHGGH
GAS !
ITS PUSHING OUT GAS !
ARGH.
Cough..wheeeze….

Well fortunately for us the UFO landed cleanly on the Town Hall.
Which is f…

It begins with a silence.
The kind of non-sound you dont hear only in the most spectacular of occasions.
Where the very lack of noise leaves the most impressive emphasis on the person not hea…

Duality

sofly linking, dancing, flowing,
creeping amongst one another
they bash, colide, mould and meld
and mingle with each other…

I’ve had to hire some lighting for my latest exploits.

‘Twas costly as they charge by the kilometer.

1 light second being 299,792.458 kilometers…

That is the distance the light will tr…

like the cheetah said to the bison – "you can run boy, but why prolongue the inevitable?"

the bison said – "the run is nice, the ground is solid and feels nice on my legs. the air is sweet a…

see if lions dont stick their tongues to the ground they build up too much static charge in their fur and they explode.
so each night they come down to the streams to discharge their electicit…

...to do as done beyond the ways of which is seemed bequethed to us…

"AAAaaaaargghh." A sigh of relief.

He wriggles his butt on the chair and arches his back.
Felt the tension of over-worked and frozen muscles move into another position.
It felt good.

P…