I have no hair by MuscularTeeth

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Bald stick figure.
well you dont draw hair normally do you on a stick figure?
this is a total absence of a lack of a failure to display hair.


bald, cartoon, figure, funny, hair, head, humour, stick, text

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  • midzing
    midzingover 6 years ago

    I love this,,, thank you,,,,

  • ok with the colour? i could redo him with no glasses.. but wel…
    i think he’s pretty cool..

    – MuscularTeeth

  • midzing
    midzingover 6 years ago

    no,,, keep the glasses,,,(my partner is going bald and also wears contact lenses,, so this is perfect…..)

  • rockinsue
    rockinsueover 6 years ago

    our mate should have this one….sorry gray if you are reading lol, hows about no teeth, dont know how you would do it

  • pryere
    pryereover 6 years ago

    howz about, no brain???

  • ummm k…
    ill try…

    – MuscularTeeth

  • jemimalovesbigted
    jemimalovesbigtedover 6 years ago

    this is soooo good. I am so getting one of these for my partner. he suffers from male pattern baldness too. love it!

  • lol someone else bought this for their husband too !
    get it and make me happy.

    – MuscularTeeth

  • Michelle Boyer
    Michelle Boyerover 6 years ago

    LOL- that’s a pretty awesome stick figure :)

  • wdavies285
    wdavies285over 6 years ago

    brilliant thinking, only problem not long before my hair goes the same way

  • then obviously this tshirt will clarify your position to those who arent sure.

    – MuscularTeeth

  • Che01
    Che01about 6 years ago

    This is genius. I may need one of these shortly…:(

  • my most succesful stick figure shirt so far !

    – MuscularTeeth

  • jerry  alcantara
    jerry alcantaraabout 6 years ago

    very funny another very cool T

  • saleire
    saleireabout 6 years ago

    LOL…..I love this…..soooooooooo funny :o)

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