A cross between human and rat and a large dose of radiation.
Kept in a small vat with the rest of my “minions”.
His mutant skill is the abilitiy to see the lines on roads in really wet weather, and can count all the buttons in a tin in under 4 seconds… no matter how many buttons.
Buy this T shirt and we may get him a better room in the vat.
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