David put the cat on his head and walked out to his letterbox. A chap walking past, with a rat on his hat, ask assininely why the cat was perched on Dave’s head. The cat spat at the rat on the chap’s hat, and the chap spat back at the cat, but it got Dave – splat. And THAT is why you should never walk to your letterbox in the nude. At least wear a cat.
The cat, the rat, the hat - splat
A bit of a nonsense for Flash Fiction
aglaia b, 3 months ago
i’m positively dizzy now, thanks! ;-) xox
hilarydougill, 3 months ago
Wonderful, well done, very visual (especially nude with a cat on your head haha) hugs
Benjamin Liew, 3 months ago
LOL…. i wonder if the chap would have spat at the nude dude without the cat on his head… in which case it would be better to walk to the letter box in the nude but without a cat… unless you like being spat on!!
articulation, 3 months ago
CongrARTiculations !
You have been approved by The Nonsensical Contraption Operators Association.
SoxyFleming, 3 months ago
I agree
Anne van Alkemade
in reply to articulation’s comment,
3 months ago
oh thank you, I am honoured.
Now, what was that again? Hmmm.
Still feel honoured though. The word ‘approved’ totally does it for me.
Miri, 3 months ago
hahaha it made me laugh cos it’s sooooo weird & whacky! :-)
Nicole Ryan, 2 months ago
baaaaaaah !!
i love that .. i’m going to read that to my children !!
xx
Anne van Alkemade
in reply to Nicole Ryan’s comment,
2 months ago
Thanks Nicole. Might have to change the word assinine!!!