A Grim Reminder

Anne van Alkemade
A Grim Reminder by Anne van Alkemade

A Grim Reminder

Grim tried to remember which brand of toilet duck they usually use and worries about the consequences of getting it wrong – especially as it was written out for him especially on a “sticky epitaph”!

Part 9 of the Death Series.

after losing his cooking show

all that rehearsing

failing a modelling audition

getting a nasty dose of flu

trying to quit smoking for the umpteenth time

and losing his girlfriend because he was late

it was high time to send Grim on a well-deserved holiday.

Back to reality and he picks up his work clothes

  • deliriousgirl

    deliriousgirl, 3 months ago

    HAAA!!! Toilet Duck, indeed!!!

  • Roy barry

    Roy barry, 3 months ago

    twisted genius!!!!

  • Anne van Alkemade

    Anne van AlkemadeWordsmith in reply to Roy barry’s comment, 3 months ago

    thank you kindly! :o))

  • BluAlien

    BluAlien, 3 months ago

    LOL :)

  • Alison Pearce

    Alison Pearce, 3 months ago

    LOL!

  • Miri

    Miri, 3 months ago

    hahaha soooo very good!!

  • SoxyFleming

    SoxyFleming, 3 months ago

    good to see grim in the supermarket

  • Tom Godfrey

    Tom Godfrey, 3 months ago

    :) Excellent series Anne

  • Anne van Alkemade

    Anne van AlkemadeWordsmith in reply to Tom Godfrey’s comment, 3 months ago

    Thank you Tom. I have a couple more to go – then enough for a calendar, but I don’t know if I’ll stop then … perhaps there is plenty of more Grim within.

  • Lawford

    Lawford, 3 months ago

    What’s really grim is recycled toilet paper.
    Especially if it hasn’t been washed properly.

  • Anne van Alkemade

    Anne van AlkemadeWordsmith in reply to Lawford’s comment, 3 months ago

    that really adds context to ‘siting on your arse reading the paper’ hey Lawford.

  • Lawford

    Lawford, 3 months ago

    Did you hear about the Indian gentleman who bought some No Name toilet paper from the 7 Eleven store?
    2 days later he went back to the store and said to the proprietor “Take that John Wayne toilet paper off the shelves. It’s no good.”
    The proprietor said “We don’t have any toilet paper with John Wayne brand. We have No Name brand.”
    The customer said “Well it should be called John Wayne toilet paper.
    Cause it don’t take no shit from no Indians.”

  • Anne van Alkemade

    Anne van AlkemadeWordsmith in reply to Lawford’s comment, 3 months ago

    ouch

  • BrainCandy

    BrainCandy, 3 months ago

    this is not a comment.

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