My husband went off on some crusade
But was afraid I’d get laid
So a locksmith was appointed
To prevent me from being anointed
In steel I was encased
Just to keep me chaste
What a waste!
But little did he know
To what lengths I’d go
The key to my success
More or less
Was a knight
With a light
Keeping abreast
A cold feeling on my chest
Who could turn a knight out on a night like this?
He was my knight light
A light knight
With a clunk and a metallic squeal
My knight of steel
Armed with keys aplenty
About four hundred a twenty
Set about the task
Sweating under his mask
But by the time he found the right key
I desperately needed to pee
So the moment was gone
A battle not won…………..

This could be verse
But I couldn’t do much worse
So I’ll stick to clicking away
A loose Canon in my hand
Would be better planned

So no more poetry from me!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Normf
    Normfover 4 years ago

    How good is this Mugsy, Very well done!!!

  • Normf
    Normfover 4 years ago

    Keep up the poetrty! Laughed my self silly reading this!

  • linaji
    linajiover 4 years ago

    I adore both!!!!

  • annacuypers
    annacuypersover 4 years ago

    Just fantastic, the poem and the image ! xoxo

  • carol brandt
    carol brandtover 4 years ago

    …a loose Canon in my hand… LOL!!!!
    a skilled and terrific work… and very entertaining writing too :))

  • Sean Farragher
    Sean Farragherover 4 years ago


  • brianjarvis
    brianjarvisover 4 years ago


  • RanyLutz
    RanyLutzover 4 years ago

    Oh my God!!!!! That is priceless! I will send this to my lady friend and her Daughters. It will be all over California in a few days……

  • Tammera
    Tammeraover 4 years ago


  • highbeam
    highbeamover 4 years ago

    Your verse is quite fitting to the picture… the light knight is alright… by me! Great fun and whimsy!

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