Minutiae Ass
For those of you who know me well, you might know that I’m not exactly happy in my current job. A difference of opinion on strategy, vision, direction and overall philosophy lends itself to daily frustration.
So I find myself with a need to vent completely unimportant, ridiculous puffery.
We are all familiar with the symbols called emoticons, where:
:) means a smile
:( is a frown
Well, how about some “assicons”?...
(_ I _) a regular ass
( _ I _ ) a fat ass
(I) a tight ass, aka, my board of directors
(_ * _) a sore ass
(_ o _) an ass that’s been around
(_ x _) kiss my ass, assicon I long to send to the company directory
(_ X _) leave my ass alone
(_ zz _) a tired ass, aka, Trace on a nightly basis
(_ E=mc2 _) a smart ass, aka, Trace on a daily basis
(_ $ _) money coming out of his ass, wishing this was Trace
(_ ? _) dumb ass
I’m asking ALL FELLOW BUBBLERS to post their own assicons here, if you can think of any and if you feel so inclined. I’m desperate for one that means “suck ass” but my brain is fried.
Welcome to my world.
roybarry
I’ll work something out!
mstrace replied
thank you my dear Mr. Barry…I had to delete and re-post several times bcuz of formatting difficulties. But where there’s a will, there’s a way.
Jaybe
(:)
suck ass
Jaybe
shit what happened there? I’ll try again
(:)
Jaybe
oh fuckit…..you get the idea. it’s late…..
mstrace replied
jaybe…ROFL!!!!!!!
yeah I know…the RB auto-formatting does stink it up, thats why I had to delete then repost!!!
Jaybe
( _ : _ )
mstrace replied
ah yes…me likey!!
Jaybe
There you go…..I wouldn’t have been able to sleep….sad aren’t I…..
xox
flower68
:-P(.)
arse licker!
mstrace replied
:-P(_ I _)
ass licker…I fracking LUV that!!
(she trips over self from laughing too hard walking to kitchen to get refreshment)
HeatherTS
okay, this made me smile and i laughed. so this must mean….you rock!
mstrace replied
butterflies…thank you!! It did make me feel better just posting it!
flower68
lololol___lolol
laugh my arse off.(i did when I read this)
flower68
crap my arselicker didn’t work.here
:P(.)
flower68
nope must be coded…sorry.delete delete :-l
flower68
(+) relig-arse
Jaybe
( _ @ _ )
pig arse
mstrace replied
ohmigod!
I love you people!
I do, I do…I scared my dog again laughing so hard…pig ass, my ass. Fucking hissterical.
HeatherTS
i wonder what an ass pat would look like? if i know id give ya one lmmfao! ahaha!
how about assbackards? what does that look like ? ! shit…now im wonderin about your damned assecons!
Jaybe
( _ # _ )
bruised arse
mstrace replied
GUFFAWS!!!! Oh Jaybe…we’re just baaaaad, aren’t we?
Are you ready…?
( _ , _ )
leaking ass
okay, I know I’m going to hell for this
flower68
LOL@Jaybe!!!
HeatherTS
(W) wide ass? i dunno ferk
i dunno what this one is butt its cute! (+)
HeatherTS
aw ferk thos didnt work! ( _ + _ ) that one dammit that one is cute!
and this one for ( _ w _ ) wta? (what the ass?) j/k im done lmao
mstrace replied
butterflies, I have the giggles so bad I’m getting a happy headache
DennisK
( ~ )
smelly ass
mstrace replied
(_ ~ _)
smelly ass
Okay, thats classic! LMBO! (thats laughing my butt off)
HeatherTS
ahahaha! @ smelly ass!!!!
Jaybe
LMFAO!!!!!!!!! Yeah we’re baaaaad, but hell we’re gooood.
And hell is far less boring…I don’t ‘do’ white
HeatherTS
ahahaha! omfg…i need to visit ur page more often! you are hilarious
warmsugarcube
(_ jack _)
mstrace replied
sugar…okay, thats FRACKING brilliant!!
LMAO!
jack01
heres one
(^)
upper clASS
Jen Cannella
(Y) Oooop wrong side!
Jen Cannella
Looked cute before it went all italic on me!
mstrace replied
(_ Y _) Oops wrong side!
This more like it?
LOL!
jaycee
hahahahh… there are some good arses here lol… I don’t know any arses lol… but I do know boobies hahahhaha….
oo – small
(.)(.) – bit bigger
( . )( . ) – average
( . )( . ) – jugs
( . )( . ) – should be outlawed lol.
mstrace replied
heehee
( o )( o ) = jugs
( 0 ) ( 0 ) = definitely outlawed
< < = Madonna’s profile
jaycee
o the last one didn’t work but there were far more spaces lol
jaycee
oh lol
Karin Taylor
(_ ! _) N-ARC -ISSISTIC ARSE
Outdoors2
( ♥ ) Nice Arse
Trace you got it goin’ on girl !
Freaking rolling off this one …;-D
mstrace replied
hey…mr lion…how they hell did you get that heart? that is adorable and funny and well, its a heart for frack sake!!
deliriousgirl
{ l } wrinkley ass?
mstrace replied
jen…WINNER WINNER CHICKEN DINNER….
that’s fucking HI-STER-I-CAL!!!
Outdoors2
(Ö) BIG SUCK ASS…;-)
Outdoors2
(ö) little suck ass
Outdoors2
(½)
Outdoors2
Copy and paste Trace Special Characters-)
A friend on my Stumbleupon site and she is on here also Katrina Price
mstrace replied
oh
my
god
1/2 ass
little suck ass
BIG SUCK ASS
I’m can’t stop laughing
I have the hiccups now.
ohnoohnoohno, the hic((HIC))))cups
Outdoors2
burp! hehe hic damn !
mstrace replied
in between the hic((HIC))))cups I clicked on link but I must be a doofus, bcuz I can’t find special characters anywhere.
help me, help me
Mel Brackstone
(°) Full moon
Mel Brackstone
( _ ° _ )
Mel Brackstone
( _ · _ ) not so full moon
mstrace replied
Mel – geezus criminy…I knew you RB artistic types would have a sick sense of humor.
(she laughs, rubbing her hands together gleefully)
full moon and not so full moon…hissterical.
Mel Brackstone
being a little bit of an arty farty, took me awhile to work out why the first one didn’t work….lol
but yeah, sick sense of humour is necessary :)
Outdoors2
Somethings up with the link Sorry it doesn’t work.
Go here and scroll down to find the link from her sitemap page. Then bookmark it…;-)
She allows it
mstrace replied
(_ A♠K♠Q♠J♠10♠ _)
Royal Flush Ass
Outdoors2
Can’t beat that !!!
see ya found it ok…;-)
T. Mick Donald
9(I)9
Asinine
T. Mick Donald
ah, this went awry
9 ( I ) 9