(Printed to fit A3)
“Honey – I am going to work in the garden a bit…” “Okay, see you at teatime then”. But, a “no show” at five p.m. and she asks herself: “Where is he?” Hiding between the plants, with this rain outside today, that’s weird…
The gardener’s little secret? He´s in the garage looking at his brand-new copy of the sexiest flower calendar of the universe called “sexy flowers”. This completely new and unique approach to flower erotics filled with uplifting pictures of floral and human beauty was delivered by the postman this morning. And then, as she remembers that she had ordered that calendar for him on the internet recently, she smiles fondly. At least he won’t catch a cold like this, she thinks to herself.
So, here is the ultimate gift for all the gardeners extraordinaires, royal or mad tea-party friends, or secret hobby horticulturists.You get the following: The first sexy flowers calendar of the world by street artist and micro-sculptor Mr Peluche with a premium selection of 12 fine pictures to make you smile, and to cut out, frame and put up at the end of December 2013.