I thought this was a great poem.

The computer swallowed Grandma,
Yes, honestly it’s true!
She pressed ‘control and ’enter’
And disappeared from view.
It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.
I’ve searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I’ve even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.
In desperation, I asked Mr. Google
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found ‘online.’
So, if inside your ‘Inbox,’
My Grandma you should see,
Please ‘Copy, Scan’ and ‘Paste’ her,
And send her back to me.

Source unknown.

Comments

  • Kerry  Hill
    Kerry Hillabout 3 years ago

    Lol….that’s fantastic Malcolm !! :)) I’ll just go check my “Inbox”…never know what I might find! :)

  • LOL Thank you so much Kerry,

    – Malcolm Chant

  • sarnia2
    sarnia2about 3 years ago

    LOL! that is so witty!! Good morning Malcolm: my Cornwall friend! Thank you for sharing this, it made me smile :)))

  • Make sure you keep that Darn Dutchman away Angie
    LOL

    – Malcolm Chant

  • linskudd
    linskuddabout 3 years ago

    Hehe! Yes great. Brought a smile to my face on this wet, rainy, chily, windy, miserable day! ;o)

  • LOL I’m pleased I helped brighten your day.
    take care

    – Malcolm Chant

  • Lilian Marshall
    Lilian Marshallabout 3 years ago

    Fantastic start to the day . Malcolm made me smile. lol

  • LOL many thanks Lillian

    – Malcolm Chant

  • Pamela Phelps
    Pamela Phelpsabout 3 years ago

    I FOUND HER I THINK!!!!!

  • Gosh so you have, we;; done Pamela LOL

    – Malcolm Chant

  • missmoneypenny
    missmoneypennyabout 3 years ago

    Lol – brilliant! x

  • hee hee many thanks Chris

    – Malcolm Chant

  • jules572
    jules572about 3 years ago

    I do believe Granny’s floating around in outer space somewhere Malcolm. Like me she does love to travel…Jules

  • Thank you very much Jules, I think I passed her somewhere out there myself LOL

    – Malcolm Chant

  • SandraRos
    SandraRosabout 3 years ago

    LOL that is very sweet !!!

  • LOL many thanks Sandra

    – Malcolm Chant

  • Lou-Garew
    Lou-Garewabout 3 years ago

    Thanks for a great laugh…I’m at work and needed that!

  • Kate Adams
    Kate Adamsabout 3 years ago

    LOL!! wonderful Malcolm!!….just tried to skype you …no answer