My Husband is cheating on me,
I know because he brags about this to me. He smokes fancy cigars and drinks the most expensive Champagne day and night. We sleep in separate beds because he`s always telling me he knows I`m a lesbian and my varicose veins and hairy back turn him off!
Should I clobber him with my frying pan, or should I leave him, Abby?
Your advice would be appreciated…..Mad as Hell
Dear Mad as Hell:
You don`t have to take that kind of treatment from any man. I suggest you pack your bags and move out a.s.a.p.! Don`t resort to clobbering him with the frying pan, and try to act like a lady!
Remember ……. you`re running for President of the United States, so try acting like one!
· How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it.…
· A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
· Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
· Sydney doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
- I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
· I changed my iPod’s name to Titanic. It’s syncing now.
· I know a guy who’s addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.
· This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I’d never met herbivore.
· When chemists die, they barium.
· I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can’t put it down.
· Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
· When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.
· What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A theasaurus.
· All the toilets in New York’s
YIPEEEE I sold A PRINT, Drinks all round
I’m not sure how many of you remember Pamela Phelps , she was a brilliant Artist,
she has finely lost her battle with Cancer.
Those of you who know me will have heard of our little rescue cat SUKI< this Morning we had to say goodbye to her, and I think Sally and me have cried all the tears we have between us.…
Just this side of heaven is a place called Rainbow Bridge.
When an animal dies that has been especially close to some-
one here, that pet goes to Rainbow Bridge. There are meadows
and hills for all our special friends so they can run and
play together. There is plenty of food, water, and sunshine
and our friends are warm and comfortable.
POEM TO WHICH MANY SENIORS CAN RELATE…
I remember the bologna of my childhood,
And the bread that we cut with a knife,
When the children helped with the housework,
And the men went to work not the wife.
The cheese never needed a fridge,
And the bread was so crusty and hot,
The children were seldom unhappy
And the wife was content with her lot.
I remember the milk from the bottle,
With the yummy cream on the top,
Our dinner came hot from the oven,
And not from a freezer; or shop.
The kids were a lot more contented,
They didn’t need money for kicks,
Just a game with their friends in the road,
And sometimes the Saturday flicks.
I remember the shop on the corner,
Where candies for pennies were sold
Do you think I’m a bit too nostalgic?
Or is it….I’m just getting old?
Bathing was done in a wash tub,
Is any one else experiencing RB page as all on one side of the screen?
I’m finding it difficult to answer their kind reply’s to my images
The 75th anniversary of the Battle of Britain will be marked today by a service at St Paul’s Cathedral and the largest fly-past of Spitfires since World War II.
Forty Spitfires will be joined by Hurricanes and Blenheims, which also defended the skies in 1940.
The planes will fly across the south of England in a spectacular display, over towns that were bombed by Nazi aircraft and the airfields that played such a key role in the battle.
Prince Harry will be a guest of honour at Goodwood Aerodrome in West Sussex, where the aircraft will take off. He will join veterans of the battle and fly in a two-seater Spitfire.
Aircraft have flown to Britain from around the world, including the United States, to take part in the fly-past.
In London a service of commemoration will be held at St Paul’s Cathed…