Miss the good old days when your father used to take you to the country cabin for a hunting trip?
Well sigh no more,
Because the wonderful executives at Hollywood along with some very imaginative and creative minds from the video game industry have the answer.
We have collaborated to ensure that our latest content will so gravely alter your childs pysche that soon your dear offspring will be hunting you!
So batten down the hatches and prepare for the effects of our psychologically damaging media assault.
And dont thank us, Thank Capitalism!
Because at the end of the day, we all need a generation of disillusioned youth to be mindless consumers and to sacrifice to fight our wars for resources!
And by the way, If your worried that you dont get enough time to visit the ocean because of your busy lifestyle, you can relax.
Because the diligent staff at BP and ExxonMobil are committed to raise global warming so rapidly that soon enough your backyard WILL be the ocean.
(spoken really quickly)—→Brought to you by – Mind Fuck Media
(even faster)—→Sponsored by a bunch of people who dont give a fuck about you.
Fuck You Capitalism and God Bless the innocent lives lost.